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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Thauminel Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a lake submerged 1'' meter down.
Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] must examine the entity regularly via a pressure sensor.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous space shuttle originally stationed in Moscow, Russia.
It was unsealed in a small lake spanning 12" feet 7" wide. The space shuttle inside was composed the following:

  • A picture of SCP-001
  • Half-eaten bread
  • A small pink comb
  • an empty caramel-covered journal (No notes)

SCP-XXXX's combustible utilized to fuel itself was blood, heart, lungs, and gallbladder.
Any humanoid 1" meter away from SCP-XXXX will transmute into fluid and will be applied as fuel for the object.
SCP-XXXX is furthermore designated as Thauminel, Due to storing another entity, (SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]).
Incident log—I
Murray: "Floren-"
Florence: "Gaaah!, I'm bleeding!"
Murray: "STOP HITTING HIM JAKE!"
Jake: "Shut up and go die in a lake,"
Murray: "I'll go do it."
Jake: "Dude I'm just playin'"
Florence: "NO DON'T DO IT"
Florence and Jake: ":Aaaaaaaaaah!-"
END OF VIDEO TAPE
RECOVERED NOTES- 8/2/1954:

Dear Mrs. Yelnats, I didn't mean for her to suicide. I thought she was playin'. I'm veeeeeeeeeeeery sorry Mrs. Yelnats, Please forgive me.