Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Any Foundation personnel with level 2 access or higher may enter SCP-XXXX's containment room. SCP-XXXX is to be sheltered in a cool, 20°C room, in a standard 3ft (91.4cm) fish tank, filled with AT MINIMUM 10 gallons of tap water. The water is to be kept at a constant temperature of 16°C. An aquarium water conditioner is also needed to slowly filter out harmful chemicals. pH levels in the aquarium should always hover between 6.5 and 7.5, and a daily 20% water change is to be employed, should the filter ever break.
The bottom of the tank is to be filled with 2cm of coarse gravel, and a hollow, 12-15cm log is to be kept in the tank as a means of shelter.
Weekly disinfects of SCP-XXXX's tank are crucial, to prevent waste build-up, and to prevent any potential stress.
The exterior of the tank (excluding the top), is to be lined with black cardboard paper.
SCP-XXXX is to be delivered three supplements of nutrition each week, and is to be nourished with 1cm long slices of European nightcrawlers (Eisenia hortensis). Any uneaten food is to be removed at approximately 8:30 PM. It is also advised that personnel should observe anything but the tank while feeding SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX is not to be taken out of it's aquarium unless the tank requires cleaning, in which case, SCP-XXXX will be temporarily kept in a 1.5 gallon fish bowl, which is to be filled with tap water, and will be kept with at least one personnel until the cleaning procedure has concluded. Viewing of SCP-XXXX during cleaning is strongly discouraged.
Any personnel finding themselves with the task of feeding, cleaning, or simply observing SCP-XXXX's tank is encouraged to wear Foundation-approved Aluminum sunglasses.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a middle-aged, melanoid axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum), measuring at exactly 22.6cm in length, and weighing at about 7.3lbs. The amphibian behaves and appears completely natural, and doesn't do, or show signs of anything beyond what normal axolotl are capable of.
Nontheless, if any human catches a glimpse of SCP-XXXX, they will mysteriously start to loudly and aggressively ridicule and tease it, until it moves out of sight, or until the person is forcibly moved, in which the oppressor will quickly forget any thoughts or words they may have conjured during the period of ridicule.
It seems that any live viewing of SCP-XXXX will result in ridicule, including video feed and in person viewings. Pictures taken of SCP-XXXX will have no paranormal affect on humans.
The amount and level of crudeness thrown at SCP-XXXX is dependent on the exposure of it's body.
For instance, if just a leg is to be seen, playground insults, such as: "You little dumb idiot!", or "Stupid jerk!" will ensue, while if SCP-XXXX is seen in it's entirety, incredibly offensive slurs and insults will occur, such as: "I'm gonna tear you to [REDACTED] shreds you [REDACTED]-faced [DATA EXPUNGED]!", and "I hope your entire [REDACTED] family burns in a violent car crash and you watch!".
Although any individual viewing SCP-XXXX in it's entirety will often shout threats of violence at it, violence will never be inflected upon it, and it seems that no matter what threats are made to SCP-XXXX, the threats will always remain empty.
Notably, if one's vision is slightly impaired, (e.g., with a pair of sunglasses), this will also decrease the amount and level of ridicule, even if the entire body of SCP-XXXX is in complete sight.
Remarkably, SCP-XXXX is seemingly unfazed by the amount of incredibly hurtful remarks it has endured over time, and continues to act perfectly normal.
Acquisition Log: SCP-XXXX was first spotted by a resident of [REDACTED] at the [REDACTED] complex in 2012, who proceeded to make a scene and scream loud insults at it in front of a group of tourists, who then, after also viewing SCP-XXXX, joined in. Foundation personnel around the area entered the complex to discover a large gathering of individuals all circled around SCP-XXXX, berating it. As the team of retrieval agents and other personnel closed the complex, and worked to remove the screaming individuals from the area, one agent accidentally also caught glimpse of SCP-XXXX, and had to be forcibly removed from the area. However, the team quickly caught on to what the anomaly was centered around, and quickly captured SCP-XXXX in a plastic bucket. Once a lid was placed on the bucket, a wide biological research and scan of the complex was initiated. Multiple other axolotl were tested upon, and results never furthered any explanation. In addition to this, water and grass samples were also taken into testing, which again, proved to be of no help. A review of each person under the state of rage was also conducted, but as each subject was analyzed and interviewed, it became undeniably clear that they were all seemingly unaware of the event that they had participated in. The complex was reopened after a week of failed tests and research. SCP-XXXX was taken into a local Foundation outpost for temporary housing, but was then transported to Site-73, due to it's benign anomalous properties.






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