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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The general area that houses SCP-XXXX has been bought by the Foundation and has been turned into Site-███. The cover story shown to the media was that sinkholes previously unbeknownst to the public were found underneath the structure and surrounding areas, and has since been turned to private property to eliminate chances of public harm or destruction.
Due to the secluded nature of SCP-XXXX, few resources should be diverted to hide and/or contain the anomaly. For any member of the Foundation to enter SCP-XXXX, approval must be granted from a senior researcher on site. Any entities that happen to exit SCP-XXXX are to be eliminated with high-caliber and/or explosive weaponry from a distance.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a dimension hopping theatre based in the rural area of [DATA EXPUNGED], USA. There are no records of the building actually existing in any database. Any missing persons cases related to SCP-XXXX are to be presumed dead and any search called off.
SCP-XXXX is a movie theatre that has the ability to hop into different dimensions and grant the person(s) who enter said theater to receive the outcomes of the films shown to them. SCP-XXXX does not appear to change physical location at anytime; only the interior seems to displace. Times of displacement vary from seconds to weeks, so far The Foundation is studying how and why SCP-XXXX displaces. Once a person enters SCP-XXXX, a lobby appears before them with multiple unmarked doors and a concession stand which automatically resupplies itself every 24 hours.
Foundation staff are forbidden to consume any food or drinks found in SCP-XXXX, hereby titled SCP-XXXX-1A-1E. SCP-XXXX-1A-1E have deadly side effects when consumed and appear to be knock-off brands of traditional theater snacks. Foods and tested reactions are logged in Addendum SCP-XXXX-1A-1E.
How SCP-XXXX resupplies itself is still under investigation as no “theatre staff” have been seen inside, yet there is a staff lounge door that sometimes opens to a wall, other times to an actual lounge. It is currently unknown at this time whether further entities reside in SCP-XXXX. Due to the Staff Lounge having anomalous qualities, it shall be hereby designated SCP-XXXX-2A. For further information see exploration Addendum SCP-XXXX-2A. Entities found within SCP-XXXX, known as “The Ushers”, will be hereby classified as SCP-XXXX-2B. SCP-XXXX-2B instances have the appearance of humanoid beings that are 5’7” tall and genderless with a blank face and no hair. Reports say that SCP-XXXX-2B wear all black jeans, shoes and a polo shirt with a purple lanyard that simply states, “The Usher.”
SCP-XXXX-2B instances are passive unless provoked by causing large amounts of damage or even minor messes within SCP-XXXX. The weapons SCP-XXXX-2B use are old wooden brooms which they break and proceed to stab anyone within 5 yards of inflicted damage or messes. The puncture wounds are always to the jugular and heart. Any attempts to damage SCP-XXXX-2B instances result in little to no effect with blunt or bladed weapons. The weapons that damage said instances are high-caliber firearms and/or explosives. Whenever a movie is finished or when stock runs low at concessions, surveillance shows SCP-XXXX-2B instances opening and closing empty cabinets and then swiftly leaving to the Staff Lounge room without having put any item within them. Yet when said cabinets are checked after a few minutes, the stock is indeed refilled.
Reports from D-Class personnel and site researchers who have entered SCP-XXXX describe the interior as an average small town theatre. The interior comes equipped with a small arcade housing four game cabinets, a small party room, a ticket booth, and a concession stand. All posters on the walls of SCP-XXXX show Foundation personnel as main stars of the films showing, even those who have not physically entered the building. How SCP-XXXX gains this information is unknown at this time and further research is needed.
A sign above the concessions stand reads in bright red neon lettering, “WELCOME TO MYSTERIOUS THEATER!” Outside the concession stand, a 1950s-equse “Let’s All Go To The Lobby” ad plays on the monitors above the menu, once done, it seemingly mentally influences the occupants of the theater to be tempted to pick up a concession item. The effects of said concession items are listed below.At intervals of three hours, over the intercom based in SCP-XXXX a series taped message plays,
“Hello and welcome to Mysterious Theater! Where the best seats in town are for your favorite movies! Remember, Tuesdays are discount days, so go and grab something to eat while we provide the entertainment! Thank you for choosing Mysterious Theater!”
“Just a friendly reminder, The Ushers are here to make your viewing experience comfortable and clean. But always be sure to try to clean up after yourselves or The Usher’s won't be happy with you.”
“If any issues arise during your movie experience regarding sound, picture, noisy viewers, or anything else, find and contact The Manager. He is often found either in his office or walking the halls.”
Note: The Manager as of this time has never been seen or recorded by The Foundation. Whether “The Manager” (hereby designated SCP-XXXX-3A) exists or not is up for debate. Perhaps finding and containing SCP-XXXX 3A could lead to answers to our various questions.
SCP-XXXX somehow has constantly running electricity, water and air despite not being attached to a system of any kind for such appliances; where SCP-XXXX gets its utilities from is, or how SCP-XXXX generates said power is currently under investigation.
D-Class personnel are to be instructed to enter a movie and watch it to its entirety. SCP-XXXX’s movies are anomalous in nature due to the fate of the D-class personnel dictated by the ending of the movie. When D-class personnel enter the theatre and sit down, the movie instantly starts with no previews and the doors are sealed behind them. Tests to open the door with physical strength, rams, explosives, and other such tools have all failed. Some of the actors in the films are the Foundation Personnel who have entered SCP-XXXX and those currently inside of the theatre. Even personnel who have never entered SCP-XXXX to begin with such as famous actors or other such celebrities.
Every theater in SCP-XXXX is unmarked and gives no hints as to what movie may be playing or its genre.
The movies inside SCP-XXXX are hereby designated SCP-XXXX-4A. Below is a list of D-class personnel, contents within films shown, genre, outcome.
D-Class personnel are enter SCP-XXXX alone with a digital video recorder and to receive
1X - Flashlight with five hours minimum of battery life
1X - Standard issue pistol with rubber bullets
2X - Spare clips for said pistol
2X - Packs of FSR-rations
4X - 16.9 Fl OZ water bottles
1X - Swiss Army Knife
Test 1 - Jan. 18th, 20██, D-862, female, 26, two counts of murder and of extortion. The film starts with D-862 being depicted as a hooded figure in the city of New York slaughtering people at night in alleyways. The title “Night of The Hooded” appears in cheesy eighties horror blood font. The entire movie appears to be filmed like a B-movie from the eighties, which so happened to be D-862’s favorite genre and decade of film. Throughout the film, D-862’s character evades police and kills a total of nine civilians who are being played by various Foundation Staff. In the end, D-862’s character is cornered and arrested, but not before being shot in the left shoulder. The effect on D-862 was paralysis in her left shoulder and comatose. D-862 was seemingly trapped in her mind like how her character was trapped in a cell. No amount of tests has been able to repel D-862 of these symptoms, so D-862 was promptly terminated via lethal injection.
Test 2 - Mar. 21st, 20██, D-941, male, 65, 2 counts of bank robbery, 1 count of murder, 1 count of possession of illegal firearm and 3 counts of kidnapping. The film starts with Researcher ███████ seen relaxing by a pool in his mansion. A female, which is assumed to be his wife approaches and says there is a man to see him, that it is an old friend. Researcher ███████ promptly gets up and sees that it is D-941. The title is a black screen with white bold text reading, “The Man in The Green Jacket.” D-941 is wearing an old 1960s US jacket and pants with corresponding boots and undershirt. Researcher ███████ begins to talk to D-941 about many events that happened supposedly between the two before the events of the movie. Apparently, D-941 was a man sent to Vietnam after being drafted where he met Researcher ███████. There they formed a strong friendship before being separated by one being wounded and sent home. Years later they meet and D-941 introduces and later helps set up the wedding of Researcher ███████’s wife.
The rest of the movie is D-941 trying to in many comedic ways repair Researcher ███████’s marriage so they can live happier. The effect on D-941 was that he gained a greater sense of ease around Foundation Staff and began to try to reform his worse characteristics. It is also of note that D-941’s favorite genre of film was also comedies and romance. How SCP-XXXX knows of this information is unknown at this time.
Test 3 - May 24th, 20██, D-632, male, 19, two counts of assault, one count of kidnapping. The film starts with Agent ███ and Agent ███████ secretly breaking into a bank vault that holds countless priceless diamonds. After the duo escape the bank the title appears as a road sign as they speed off. The sign reads, “Those Who Want For Nothing.” The film consists of the two agents getting away with another heist by the climax of the film after getting together a top-class team of criminals to pull it off. D-632 plays the part of a crooked cop who wants a cut of the heist if he redirects the security systems and available cop response. In the end, one of the Agent’s characters make it out alive while the three other criminals are either injured, killed, or captured. When Agent ███████’s character dies of a gunshot to the chest the effect to the actual Agent ███████ is delayed. Agent ███████ did not get affected by the movie until 3 weeks later where he was killed while in the field from a rival organization’s hitman believed to be from The Church of The Broken God. In the end, D-632 gets the cut and gets off scott-free. The effect is that D-632 becomes acutely better at negotiations and conversing with others. Note: This test proves that almost anyone can be affected by the movies even if never in the area of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX either by coincidence or directly influenced the events of Agent ███████’s death.
Outside the concession stand, a 1950s-equse “Let’s All Go To The Lobby” ad plays on the monitors above the menu, once done, it seemingly mentally influences the occupants of the theater to be tempted to pick up a concession item. The effects of said concession items are listed below.
Addendum SCP-XXXX 1A-1E: Lists of food/drink tested with corresponding effects. All items are hereby classified as SCP-XXXX 1A-1E
SCP-XXXX-1A: Mysterioustm Fizzy Soda - A plain white medium-sized paper cup that has in plain black text written, “Soda”. The liquid inside the cups are a variety of colors and smells sweet and carbonated like any regular soda. The liquid inside acts as an acid however, but only when consumed. Tests of pouring said liquid on any non-living surface results in no anomalous effect. For D-Class personnel who drink SCP-XXXX-1A, expiration is guaranteed as no person or animal that has consumed SCP-XXXX-1A has lived. Autopsies show that SCP-XXXX-1A burns straight through the subjects throat and spreads to the lungs, heart, and stomach, dissolving everything rapidly in its path. While it is a quick death, it is not painless. Further testing of SCP-XXXX-1A has been suspended.
SCP-XXXX-1B: Mysterioustm Crunchy Popcorn - A rectangular bag reading in plain black text states, “Mighty fine popcorn,” on the side. The butter-like substance on SCP-XXXX-1B has yet to be identified but has incredible adhesive capabilities, to the point where if one wishes something off of the substance, a precision laser-cutter would be required to break the object free. Any D-Class personnel who consume SCP-XXXX-1B will asphyxiate until they expire due to the butter-like substance solidifying in the throat, blocking the airways. Only a handful of D-Class personnel have survived due to Foundation doctors performing tracheostomies on said D-class personnel. But every D-Class that survived now has to eat via feeding tube due to their esophagus’s being destroyed from the adhesive. The popcorn itself is non-anomalous in nature and is safe to eat if there is no butter substance on it.
SCP-XXXX-1C: Mysterioustm Fruity Candy - The box and candies are very similar in appearance, color, design, and taste to those of popular brand Mike&Ike. When consumed, SCP-XXXX-1C acts as a fast-acting poison, taking at least an half an hour to begin the deadly side effects. The side effects of SCP-XXXX are akin to cyanide, but poisonous substances have not been found within SCP-XXXX-1C. This suggests that it is filled with a poison until now unknown to man. Further tests are required to ascertain the chemical components of SCP-XXXX-1C.
SCP-XXXX-1D: Mysterioustm Icy drink - Has the appearance of a regular frozen drink from the brand of ICEE, but when ingested or comes in contact with any living flesh, the affected area begins to immediately show severe frostbite symptoms. When ingested, the gases that secrete from SCP-XXXX-1D cause the recipient’s stomach to fill and burst, leading to massive internal damage until eventual and rapid expiration.
SCP-XXXX-1E: Mysterioustm Salty Pretzel - SCP-XXXX-1E is a pretzel warmer with 6 pretzels spinning on a carousel. They have the average physical and chemical properties of regular pretzel bread. However, they are covered in what physically resembles salt, but a series of chemical tests have been inconclusive. Any D-Class that consumes SCP-XXXX-1E will almost immediately have all fluids in their bodies dried, resulting in almost instantaneous expiration. The pretzels are non-anomalous but as with other food items found in SCP-XXXX. However what is on or in them is anomalous, in this case the salt. It is unknown how the salt gathers all fluids from a subjects body, and further testing is needed.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-2A Exploration Log: Exploration Log of D-Class personnel on March 2nd, 20██.
Subject: D-class 2056792
male, 22, three counts of arson, Government cyber-attacks, and very vague knowledge of our activities in The Foundation . The log starts with a camera being mounted on D-Class member 2056792, hereby classified as D-205. He begins vocalizing concerns about going into the Staff Lounge where instances of SCP-XXXX-2A have been seen leaving and theorized to originate. D-205 walks into SCP-XXXX and records all surroundings in the main lobby. D-205 slows his pace when the door to the Staff Lounge becomes visible. D-205 stops and video operators questions his actions, from which D-205 responds that he can hear something behind the door.
After much hesitation and reminder of our terms as well as threatening of Termination, D-205 moves forward and opens the door to the staff room which reveals a red brick wall. D-205 asks command if this is a joke, to which they respond saying that it isn't and to continue exploring. D-205 closes the staff room and walks down one of the halls leading to the theaters and finds a storage room. Command instructs him to open it, once inside the room, everything is pitch black until a fumbling is heard and a light is turned on. As the camera adjusts to the exposure of light, vocalizations from D-205 are that of shock and mild confusion.
The entirety of the room is gigantic, at least the size of a medium sized warehouse. The building of SCP-XXXX does not appear to have this addition from the outside. Inside the storage room is a mass stockpile of wooden brooms, dust pans, and idle instances of SCP-XXXX-2B. Panicking, D-205 discharges a few rounds of his sidearm towards The Ushers and rapidly closes the door. The door’s sound reverberates throughout the entire theater and an announcement is heard to be playing directly after, “Attention Ushers, this is The Manager, go to the lobby and quiet it down. There is a rowdy guest that needs speaking to”. Shortly after the announcement, loud screeches can be heard as heavy breathing from D-205 is picked up. Command orders D-205 to run back to the Staff Lounge to hide.
Farther down the hall, instances of SCP-XXXX-2A are seen dashing towards D-205 with broken and pointy brooms in hand. D-205 runs and makes it to the Staff Lounge door and flings it open to see the inside of the Staff Lounge instead of a brick wall, then enters. The door behind D-205 slams shut and heavy banging can be hard behind it. D-205 immediately begs Command to let him out of here. Command assures him that they are trying to get him back now but are uncertain how to. D-205 continues onward into the room and sees it has an old TV, which looks to be an old Boob-tube from the Nineties.
The TV is on but only shows static and a piercing white noise fills the video, almost drowning out D-205’s distressed screams. Further in the back of the room lies another door, which opens by itself and shows an unexplainably dark hallway. D-205 is then instructed to turn on his flashlight and shine it through the door to ascertain the surroundings before entering. D-205 complies and the room seems empty. He enters and scans the room, it is filled with SCP-XXXX-2A instances, mucg like the storage room. D-205 panics and drops his bag full of supplies. Upon the objects hitting the floor, all instances of SCP-XXXX-2A “wake up” and rush D-205 who lets out a scream and runs for the door, discharging the last of his rounds into the SCP-XXXX-2A instances without any other gear except the mounted camera.
D-205 manages to outrun his pursuers and can hear down the dark hallways SCP-XXXX-2A instances saying phrases like,
“Don’t worry, we’ll clean it for ya’.”
“Have a nice night at Mysterious Theater!”
“What movies are you watching tonight?”
And, “Please remember to keep quiet” in calm voices, with hints of enthusiasm.
The Staff Lounge door begins to buckle and crack under the weight before breaking off of the hinges. D-205’s camera looks down the hall to his left to see a large group of SCP-XXXX-2A instances rounding the corner and chasing him at high speeds. The mounted camera falls off his person and the camera spins on the ground to face him as he is stabbed to death by a crowd of dozens of SCP-XXXX-2A. The camera quickly cuts out as the camera is stepped on by one of the entities.
