Shocking!What the scp foundation has not been able to do in 20 years was done by SCP-CN-066 within 4 seconds...

Item #: SCP-CN-066

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: At present, an agreement has been reached based on SCP-CN-066. SCP-CN-066 is connected to this document web page. SCP-CN-066 will consolidate its own anomalous properties to a dedicated server on the Foundation intranet, the server number is J-021 , In any case, the connection between server J-021 and the external network is prohibited. Every day from 6 am to 9 am and from 3 pm to 7 pm, Class D personnel must be assigned to click on the external links of this document through the J-021 exclusive terminal in accordance with the procedures of the SCP-CN-066 protocol. SCP-CN-066-1 currently lives in a facility designated by the Foundation, and is allowed to continue to maintain SCP-CN-066-1's ownership of SCP-CN-066. The vital signs of SCP-CN-066-1 must be confirmed 24 hours a day, and Class B surveillance must be maintained.

SCP-CN-066

Description: SCP-CN-066 looks like an old-fashioned landline phone with a yellowish surface. According to identification, it was confirmed that it was manufactured approximately in 1983. SCP-CN-066's power cord and telephone line have been completely damaged. X-ray inspection confirmed that its internal electronic structure has been completely reorganized. The anomaly of SCP-CN-066 is that SCP-CN-066 will add hyperlinks with attractive names to various web pages that humans are browsing through unknown means. When a viewer clicks on the link, the link will automatically jump to an irrelevant webpage or an advertisement webpage in the user's browsing history. The current redirected webpage is locked as SCP-CN-066.
SCP-CN-066 has a certain ability of information detection. It is concluded that SCP-CN-066 can acquire users'browsing preference and customize different hyperlink names for different impact targets, to increase the likelihood that a visitor will click on a hyperlink.

At the same time, every click on the hyperlink generated by SCP-CN-066 will cause SCP-CN-066 to ring once, and after answering SCP-CN-066, a muddy electronic sound will be heard. Through the communication with the electronic sound, it is confirmed that the electronic sound belongs to SCP-CN-066's autonomous will. SCP-CN-066 is highly intelligent and can communicate with the outside world through the human answering behavior after the ringing.

SCP-CN-066-1 is an 86-year-old Chinese descent, male, confirmed to have Alzheimer's disease¹SCP-CN-066-1 has a very regular work and rest time. It gets up at 6 am, washes its clothes at 9 am, and then has lunch at 12 am, after the meal, they take a nap of about 2 hours. And eat dinner at 7:00, and go to sleep after dinner. It should be noted that the majority of the idle time of SCP-CN-066-1 is mainly spent on keeping the SCP-CN-066 in a visual state and actively trying to dial occasionally, scp-cn-066 will normally respond to the dialing behavior of SCP-CN-066-1. When SCP-CN-066-1 confirms the ringing of SCP-CN-066, it will take the initiative to answer the call.

Humans other than SCP-CN-066-1 will not receive any response to SCP-CN-066 in most cases. Currently, SCP-CN-066 only produces anomalous effects on hyperlinks between 6 am and 9 am and between 3 pm and 7 pm every day.

Discovery: On ██, █01█, a telephone ringing of at least 130 decibels broke out in a residential area in ██ City, ████ Province, attracting passers-by to enter the room where the sound source is located to check the situation , SCP-CN-066-1 with sudden heart disease was confirmed and successfully rescued. At the same time, the names of all internal webpage links of a large number of hospital official websites in the vicinity were replaced with the addresses of SCP-CN-066-1. This anomaly was confirmed by the Foundation, and SCP-CN-066 was successfully contained after entering the residence of SCP-CN-066-1 4 hours after the incident.

Addendum: CN-066 audio recording

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Remarks: after recycling SCP-CN-066 and transporting it to the temporary shelter area, SCP-CN-066 added a hyperlink named "please click this hyperlink and answer the phone to get the right to communicate with me. I am SCP-CN-066 "After completing the memetic hazard prevention procedure injection and memory backup, Dr. ████ clicked on the hyperlink and answered the call from SCP-CN-066. This is the audio information recorded by the recording device installed at the Eustachian tube of Dr. ████.

<Begin Log>
**Dr.████: **Hello.

SCP-CN-066: You guys are probably so bored that you will even monitor and contain someone who has a bifurcated urethra when peeing on Sunday, right?I don’t know if you play a lot of role-playing games or There is really no sense of the law, so that the act of taking property from someone else's home at will is just like washing your face and brushing your teeth.

**Dr.████: **What the law can solve is things that humans can understand, and other things should follow our rules. Hope you can cooperate with our behavior.

SCP-CN-066: If you want to contain me, please wait until the old bastard is pushed into the morgue and frozen into a piece of expired ham. The only thing I want to know now is the person who only eats and sleeps Is he dead?

Dr.████: And without mentioning whether it is feasible or not, I would like to know the reason why you are unwilling to be contained and want to stay with the old man.

**SCP-CN-066: **Stay with him? I have probably guessed the dirty ideas in your mind. If you have experienced an old guy who doesn't remember to wash his hands after going to the toilet and then rushes to grab your microphone, you won't think so.

**Dr.████: **If you hate him so much, why do you ring the bell and do those things to save his life?

SCP-CN-066: [Short silence] If he dies, I will probably be unloaded by the human beings who collect the scraps, and then throw it to an unknown place and be sold as scrap. I just want to protect myself. In addition, human beings are as dirty as rotting salted fish to me. I will not like him even if he is better.

Dr. ████: I can tell you that he was well healed and successfully passed the dangerous period. He is not in danger of life at this time.

Footnotes

1. Namely Alzheimer’s disease, common symptoms include memory impairment, aphasia, apraxia, loss of cognitive ability, impairment of visual and spatial skills, executive dysfunction, personality, behavior changes, etc.