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SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J is to be held in an air-locked container in Dr. ######'s office where anyone can access it with proper permission. Container is locked with a 4-Digit keypad with the code [Redacted].

Description: SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J is a normal everyday lint-roller, what made the item so interesting to classify it as an SCP was that it was the only thing found intact after a huge fire that burned down a Wal*Mart in ####### (See Addendum 73-2), NY. SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J is kept in an air-locked container to prevent it from getting covered in dirt overtime. Before and after every use of SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J, the user must log in there Name, What they used it for, Time/Date, and Rolls used, as time of logging down this information, SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J has 46 rolls left.

Test Logs:

Test No. 1;
Name: Jonathan (D-0E31KJ)
Use: Effectivity of Natural Use
D/T: 5/14, 10:56 AM
Rolls used: One(1)
Procedure: Subject told to take SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J and clean off various amounts of dirt and hair off of a T-Shirt.
Results: After a couple of minutes subjuct put down SCP-L1NTR0LL3R-J, double checked the T-Shirt, and reported, "I think I'm finished, and I gotta say, it looks pretty good! Can I try it on?". Subject allowed to wear the shirt to test for anomalous effects, none found.
Results: "Yeah this is just a fucking Lint-roller, I went out and bought extra sheets in case we run out of rolls." -Agent #######

Addendum 73-2:

The cause of the fire itself was caused do to a gas-pipe punctured during renovations, after which the emergency lights went off igniting the gas. The fire burned for 14.7 hours.