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Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a approximately 46 x 46 meter concrete-lined room. The room is to be furnished with the most basic needs of the average elderly female. Hot and cold water is to be regularly pumped in, and any water drained in any sort of way is to be contained and disposed of properly. Two reverse-pressure airlocks are to be stationed before the entry point.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an autonomous humanoid robot, comprised of almost entirely gears, excluding any outward appearance. The skin of SCP-XXXX is made out of a porcelain material, with wrinkles and signs of old age painted on with an unknown substance. SCP-XXXX takes on the form of an elderly female, estimated to be about 80 years old in design. SCP-XXXX has been dated to have been created in the early 1700's. It was discovered in the U.K, near West Sussex.
Upon being given any material known to man, SCP-XXXX begins to weave the material into different forms of clothing items or accessories. These items are known as SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-B is often very vibrant and brightly colored, taking on an appearance and texture of wool. Instances of SCP-XXXX-B are worn by SCP-XXXX, and also given to people who interact with it as gifts. Upon scientific testing of SCP-XXXX-B, It has been discovered that SCP-XXXX-B contains large amounts of SCP-217 bacteria.
Although it has no possible parts that could be identified as creating intelligible noise seen via X-Ray, SCP-XXXX has a high vocal capability, with a vocabulary of over 5,000 words. Most conversations with SCP-XXXX greeting the other person, conversing with them about various topics, and offering them an instance of SCP-XXXX-B. Under no circumstances should this instance be accepted and taken. Upon denying SCP-XXXX-B, SCP-XXXX begins to show great signs of sadness. Repeated denials of SCP-XXXX-B by a singular subject have resulted in SCP-XXXX attempting to [Data Expunged] the subject. In the case that this occurs, whatever scraps of the subject that are salvageable are to be taken and burned.
Testing Logs:
Item: D-6931
Procedure: The subject was taken into the cell of SCP-XXXX. The only instructions that were given were to accept SCP-XXXX-B.
Transcript:
SCP-XXXX: Hello, young one.
D-6931: Hello there, ma'am.
SCP-XXXX: How are you today?
D-6931: I'm fine.
SCP-XXXX: That's wonderful! Isn't the weather outside just terrible? There's so much rain!
[Further inspection shows that at the time of her saying said sentence, it was raining in West Sussex, her place of origin.]
D-6931: Yeah, it's really pouring.
SCP-XXXX: You know, I'm glad I have people to talk to.
D-6931: I can imagine. Do you like it here?
SCP-XXXX: Why yes, I do!
[Conversation continued until the allotted time for the experiment ended.]
D-6931: Well, it was fun talking, but I must go now.
SCP-XXXX: Okay then. Before you go, would you like a scarf? I made it just for you!
D-6931: Well, okay!
[D-6931 was then escorted out of the cell. Tests showed he had contracted SCP-271. D-6931 was then used for scientific experimentation relating to SCP-271.]
