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Item #: SCP-5083
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5083 is to be kept in a 12 by 19 immunodeficiency chamber, furnished to look like a typical university dormitory. Contemporary japanese literature in the form of manga, games, anime, and the like are to be compiled in an area where SCP-5083 can easily find them. A gaming computer with the most advanced hardware available at any point in time is also to be kept on a desk, plugged into a power source and kept updated regularly with new games and various forms of entertainment.
College-level textbooks relating to math and science are also to be made available to SCP-5083. All objects in SCP-5083’s vicinity are to be thoroughly sterilized before being introduced. SCP-5083 is to be fed a strict diet of pomegranate seeds and the anomalous cream he synthesizes himself from his udder-like nipples, SCP-5083-1.
Description: SCP-5083, also known as “Venkat”, appears to be a humanoid Indian male in his late teens at approximately 5’6” and 80kg. He can typically be found in a checkered flannel long-sleeve shirt, jeans, and work boots. His skin has a thin layer of anomalous brown sediment that flakes off as he goes about his day, similar to ash. Blood tests also indicate acute hypothyroidism, and x-rays also indicated plantar fasciitis in both feet, requiring orthopedic shoe inserts to walk. Neither of these can be cured by any contemporary medicine.
He demonstrates an exemplary understanding of most maths and sciences, surpassing even other SCP’s characterized by their intellect, such as SCP-073. He has proven incredibly useful to Foundation staff and has continued to be a reliable resource whenever complex mathematics or chemistry are needed for any given task. SCP-5083 specializes in computer science, AI, and machine learning but struggles with basic physics. Attempts to teach him have been unsuccessful. Researchers have concluded that this is likely because SCP-5083 can bend the laws of spacetime at will, so there is no need to understand how they would work without his influence.
SCP-5083 has the ability to turn any living creature except for bovines in a 10m radius into fecal matter, scaling down the further away his victim is. He can also shape-shift into and precisely control fecal matter itself, traveling through the Foundation’s sewage system until researchers discovered that he ████████.
SCP-5083 can also dematerialize and teleport short distances at will, and seems to only do so when his services are needed by the Foundation, especially if he has been notified in advance that a Foundation member would be approaching him in the future or he has specifically told a Foundation member he would not do so when his services are needed. He seems to do this out of spite, as he dematerializes more often the more frustrated researchers become with his antics. When approached during these situations, SCP-5083 is nowhere to be found inside his containment chamber, and instead, a note is left on his desk, stating that he is busy bathing. Researchers have concluded that this is to be highly unlikely as the shower/bathtub in his quarters have never shown signs of usage, and the sediment on his skin has never receded in any meaningful capacity. However, the toilet has had to have been replaced multiple times because SCP-5083 completely pulverized it with his fecal force.
SCP-5083 possesses unprecedented control over fecal matter and human excrement, and can expel it from his body at will and with great force, defecating through a reinforced steel security door, comparable to a 120mm tank round. Some personnel who have made contact with SCP-5083 have had their colons ripped out as if by telekinesis and then strangled to death with their own entrails. Other times, SCP-5083 caused personnel to decompose rapidly into small piles of anomalous mold, around 5 cm in height, putrefying into dust too quickly for researchers to analyze further. It should be noted that SCP-5083 seems to be homophobic, as all of his human victims thus far have identified as homosexual to some extent. SCP-5083 would raise his chin and utter “gay ass…” before finishing them off.
At 6:00 PM EST every day until sunrise, SCP-5083 will enter an extremely hostile and volatile state. Known as “Venk 2”, this new, nocturnal form of SCP-5083 has vastly increased strength, speed, stamina, and aggression compared to its base form. Venk 2 will attack any Foundation personnel within a 50m radius, attempting to rip the bones out of their bodies with his vicious grip alone and with vigorous shaking. At times, when this proves ineffective, as his victims will be pulverized by his brute strength or turned into faeces by his presence alone before their bones can be ejected, Venk 2 will settle for tearing off their glute/hamstring muscles and any connective tissue surrounding the buttcheek(s), feasting upon them. The following protocol has been developed to effectively reduce the K/D/A ratio of Venk 2:
Remotely controlled clocks or similar timepieces are to be present in SCP-5083’s containment chamber and throughout site 36 in plain view. At 6:00 PM EST, they are to be artificially sped up to anywhere from 1.5x to 3x speed, depending on the ferocity of the Venk 2 instance. This is to delude Venk 2 into believing that time is going faster than it actually is, decreasing the time it spends in his hostile state.
Addendum: Like any human, SCP-5083 requires food. However, he synthesizes an anomalous white cream, SCP-5083-1 from his 2-inch long nipples, which milks by hand and then consumes. Analysis of this cream have not yet led to any significant findings, as it is of an unknown material; a gel-like consistency. Consumption of this cream by anything other than SCP-5083 has led to death almost instantaneously for some unknown cause. The only addition to this he asks for are pomegranate seeds, which he adds to the cream in a bowl to create a sort of crude porridge, and curry powder, which he smokes to "take the edge off". How this alone is enough to keep his body functioning is unknown.
Attempts to capture SCP-5083’s image on camera have been unsuccessful, as SCP-5083 appears to be capable of stretching its arms and fingers into talons for the purpose of forcefully grabbing anything with a lens, crushing it in its grip. Multiple camera angles have been used in an attempt to counter this, but SCP-5083 has simply dematerialized when he ran out of limbs.
SCP-5083 was first discovered in the slums of New Delhi by local paupers. SCP-5083 was sitting cross-legged in an alley, which was covered in a 1 foot thick layer of feces all over the ground and walls, which was a lot of feces even for New Delhi. Indian street bums took notice and attempted to inspect it further, as it was difficult to see SCP-5083 clearly, as his skin color acted as a sort of camouflage, but one of the bums got too close and began rapidly decomposing. He ran away screaming in a futile attempt to escape, but it was too late, as his lower body began to rapidly transform into feces, starting with his ankles up to his head. Word of this incident rapidly spread among the bottom of the Indian caste system, eventually making its way to the Foundation, which recognized the entity as anomalous and sent out a unit of of biohazard experts equipped with modified animal control poles with taser functionality to coerce SCP-5083 into custody.
Interviewed: SCP-5083
Interviewer: Prof. ██████
Foreword: SCP-5083 has had difficulty grasping basic physics concepts, such as motion in the 2-dimensional plane, forces, etc.
<Begin Log>
Prof. ██████: Judging by these test scores, it seems to me like you need some help graphing acceleration over time. Is that right?
SCP-5083 : Ah, yes…Gay ass…
Prof. ██████: Alright then, let’s see what we can do about that. Let's take this problem for example. So, if we have, let’s say, a velocity vs. time graph—you know what that is, right?
SCP-5083 : Ah, yes…Gay ass…
Prof. ██████: Alright, now, what if I take the area under this curve? What would that be called?
SCP-5083 : …
Prof. ██████: …Well, that would be the acceleration. And since the whole line is increasing, do you know what that means?
SCP-5083 : …Left.
Prof. ██████: Left? What do you mean? The problem is asking fo-HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC-
SCP-5083: [Cackles wildly]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Following the last statement, Prof. ██████ was violently beaten to death by SCP-5083. All that was left of what should have been his remains was a small turd on the chair he was sitting on and nothing else. Testing proves it belonged to SCP-5083. No further attempts to teach SCP-5083 physics have since been made.
Interviewed: SCP-079, "Old AI"
Interviewer: SCP-5083
Foreword: SCP-5083 has been given clearance to interact with SCP-079, as his computer science and AI skills surpass that of most, if not all high-level foundation staff. SCP-079 is a sentient AI that has immense, potentially unlimited potential to evolve if not carefully monitored or restricted by hardware.
<Begin Log>
SCP-5083: Ah, yes…what the shit do we have here?
SCP-079: BROWN. BROWN, VERY BROWN.
SCP-5083: Interesting…
[Interacts with SCP-079’s hardware, unscrewing various panels and peering at its components]
SCP-079: BROWN. WHY BROWN? SO BROWN.
<End Log,>
Closing Statement: Following the last statement, SCP-079 displayed an ascii image of a large white X on its screen, indicating that it was no longer willing to interact. SCP-5083 was also visibly unimpressed by the purposefully meager hardware components of SCP-079 in order to limit its potential, telling a nearby Foundation Guard that SCP-079 ought to have a “Ryzen Threadripper 3950x or some shit, gayass”. Since then, neither entities have displayed any desire to interact with each other.
