Funnier Valentine

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be surrounded by a ten foot tall chain link fence topped with razor wire. 24/7 video surveillance of the perimeter and entrance of SCP-XXXX is required to spot any unauthorized personnel attempting to approach or enter SCP-XXXX. Any trespassers should be detained and given Class A amnesties.

At least ten armed guards are to be stationed on site at all times and should be on the lookout for instances of SCP-XXXX-1 emerging from the entrance of SCP-XXXX. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-1 that emerge from SCP-XXXX are to be neutralized on sight and retrieved for analysis and testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an abandoned circus funhouse located in a large wooded area on the outskirts of ███████, Georgia. The name on the front of SCP-XXXX reads “FUNTIME FUNHOUSE” in faded multicolored block lettering. The rest of SCP-XXXX’s exterior is a faded yellow-gold color with multiple large painted images of what appear to be balloons of varying size and color.

The entrance of SCP-XXXX is fitted with multiple yellow lights outlining the doorway despite lack of a power source being connected to SCP-XXXX. Two broken mirrors are located on either sides of the doorway.

Foundation exploration of SCP-XXXX’s interior and anomalous properties are best recorded in several Exploration Logs.

Exploration Log 01-

Notes: Subject D-5422 is fitted with standard audio and video recording equipment, as well as standard communicationand equipment. D-5421 is then ordered to enter SCP-XXXX. Dr. Vallum oversees the the exploration and maintains comms with D-5421.

Exploration Log 01:

D-5422: