SITE K

ONLY PROCEED IF YOU ARE A LEVEL 03 COUNCIL MEMBER.

Item #: SCP-6942-J

Joe

SCP-6942-J after being reanimated by SCP medical staff.

Object Class: Euclid Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6942-J is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell, and must be supplied with at least two liter of clean drinking water every day, it does not eat. It cannot be contained, avoid it at all costs. RUN. IF YOU SEE IT. YOU FUCKING RUN. IT WILL KILL US ALL. ONLY ONE TOUCH AND YOU'RE DEAD. I AM EXTREMELY SERIOUS. IT ATE STEVE THAT FUCKING THING. STEVE WAS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE! HUMANITY IS DOOMED AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT. GOD DAMNIT. AND NOW IT'S DRINKING HIS BLOOD WHAT THE HELL

Description: Appears to be an adult caucasian male, 20-25 years of age and 169cm tall. Responds to the name 'Joe' and 'Yuri', prefers to call workers 'mommy'. It is perfectly capable of normal english speech but chooses not to do so except for calling workers 'mommy'. Nobody knows why it does this. The anomalous part is that this SCP was washed up at the SCP foundation multiple times, and attempts at neutralizing it have been very unsuccesful, since it seems to be resistant to everything we throw at it, but it also does not seem to want to injure anything or anyone. End description. IT'S A MONSTER. IT KILLED DR. DOGGMAN ASWELL, WHAT MONSTER COULD DO SUCH A THING? DOGGMAN!! DOGGMAN WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE, HE WAS ONLY LIKE… THIRTY I THINK, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT IT WAS DOGGMAN, DOGGMAN WAS ALSO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE!! probably. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, THIS THING IS A DEADLY MONSTER AND IT'S COMING TO KILL US ALL, IT SIMPLY PHASES THROUGH WALLS AND EVERYTHING WE THROW AT IT. THE ELECTRIC WALL DOES NOT WORK ON IT. IT IS TOO POWERFUL.