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1730-J
Epic number: 1730-J
Object class: Keter Safe Euclid Kek Epic Simp Neutralised.
Special Containment Procedures SCP-1730-J is kept secret from any non-kek researchers, and only the Oh Oh, Stinky 5 are aware of SCP-1730-J being a simp. Anything epic should be locked up in SCP-1730-J, as a breach would cause death and death costs money.
Containment Update 69/420/XXXXX: Due to the events detailed in some addendum wich I forgot the number of, (3, I think) SCP-1730-J has been reclassified as NEUTRALIZED. Additional research efforts are ongoing to find the source of all the gamers. Debriefing reports will become available as they are becoming un-epic. Report to researcher Tyrone for extra info if you are a gamer
Description: SCP-1730-J is a large chatroom, known as #site13. Foundation records support the claim that SCP-1730-J was once a planned foundation owned chatroom, hosted on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat) network. However, #site13 was never created, due to a lack of topics.
The origin of SCP-1730-J is unknown, however it is speculated that SCP-1730-J came trough a multi-dimensional portal created by evil sarkic wizards to end the world. The contents of SCP-1730-J have yet to be explored, due to a lack of willing MTF members, for reasons unknown.
SCP-1730-J has the ability to, whenever mentioned transform the persons talking about it into ¨EPIC GAMER POGCHAMPS¨ Talking in very cool words that you can´t understand, m8.
It is believed that several chat members are still in SCP-1730-J, as several messages as ¨You done for m8¨ and ¨Wholsome Chunges 100 epic simp moment here¨ have been found.
Addendum 1730.1: Recovered Log
Addendum 1730.2: Recovered Automated Message
Here would be more addendums but would you really waste so much time?
Addendum 1730.2: Recovered Message found by some foundation gamers
