G S Palmer
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
esoteric
Secondary Class:
thaumiel
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
caution

Special Containment Procedures:

Following Incident XXXX.X, no further attempts to contain SCP-XXXX are to be made.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a male female domestic cat (Felis catus) belonging to Dr. Henry Hush.

Addendum 1: Recovered Items Log

Date:
Item: One (1) US 33.3 cent coin bearing the likeness of US President John Adams. Item exerts a mild memetic effect on any person who views or handles it, compelling them to view it as a form of legal tender.
Incident Description:

Date: 11/19/2016
Item: Junior Researcher Christopher Novak, alive. Subject had been reduced to a height of 17 centimeters.
Incident Description: Researcher Novak went missing on 7/8/2016 while conducting an experiment on SCP-████.

Date:
Item: A live specimen of Felis catus identical to SCP-XXXX other than being 1/5th its size. Upon examination, this specimen was found to also be carrying in its mouth another identical specimen 1/5th its own size, as was that specimen. Microscopic examination has been unable to determine how far this repetition extends, though it appears to go beyond the point where specimens are of a sub-atomic size.
Incident Description:

Date:
Item: A female blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus) measuring 21.3 meters in length and weighing 98 tons. Deceased.
Incident Description: Several researchers reported hearing a extremely loud sound consistent with the sudden impact of an object weighing multiple tons. Fearing a containment breach, several teams of armed security were dispatched to assess the situation, and found the item in a then-disused storeroom. SCP-XXXX was recovered from on top of the item, where it was found cleaning its paws. Corpse was subsequently disposed of.

Date:
Item: Dr. Hush's glasses, which he had previously misplaced.
Incident Description: SCP-XXXX was praised profusely and told that it was "a good kitty".

Date:
Item: An unusually large1 rhinoceros beetle (subfamily Dynastinae) of an unknown species, that, when flipped onto its dorsal surface, will begin to recite documents of historical significance to the United States of America.
Incident Description: Dr. Hush was unexpectedly interrupted from his review of Euclid test proposals by a "remarkably dramatic" rendition of the Constitution of the United States.

Date:
Item: The concept of a dead eastern chipmunk (Tamias striatus).
Incident Description: Item was removed and isolated to prevent potential conceptual bacterial infections.

Addendum XXXX.2: Incident XXXX.X
Foreword: on 5/23/2015, Junior Researcher Adam Welles proposed a new method of containment for SCP-XXXX. Despite protests from Dr. Hush, site administrative staff approved the proposal. Testing for the procedure began on 5/24/2015.

Time Event
13:02 Junior Researcher Welles enters an empty containment chamber carrying SCP-XXXX, and places it in the middle of the room. Welles then takes a seat against the southern wall such that no areas of the room are obscured from view.
13:03 SCP-XXXX begins to circle the perimeter of the room.
13:04 Upon reaching Welles' position against the wall, SCP-XXXX rubs against his legs. Welles is seen to slightly pull away from contact with the subject.

This just confirms what I was saying! Adam is just an ailurophobe who doesn't want my cat on the site! - Dr. Hush
13:05 SCP-XXXX seats itself in the center of the containment chamber, and begins to groom itself.
13:27 SCP-XXXX finishes grooming itself and falls asleep. Dr. Hush requests a termination to the procedure on the basis that SCP-XXXX is showing no signs of seeking to demanifest. Request denied.
15:42 SCP-XXXX regains consciousness. Subject is observed to explore the containment chamber a second time, seemingly seeking a mode of egress.
15:45 Failing to find a point where Welles cannot observe it, SCP-XXXX begins to circling a point at the center of the chamber. After several seconds of circular ambulation, SCP-XXXX proceeds to walk behind itself and disappear.
15:46 Containment test declared a failure. Junior Researcher Welles removed from test chamber and treated for symptoms of exposure to non-euclidean geometry.
21:13 SCP-XXXX arrives in Dr. Hush's office and deposits [DATA EXPUNGED] upon his desk.

Conclusion: Any further attempts at long-term monitoring of SCP-XXXX are to be carried out only by members of MTF Theta-90 ("Angle Grinders"), or other specialists trained in dimensional and physical anomalies. - Site Director Warren

Addendum XXXX.3
It is a matter of debate among research staff whether SCP-XXXX is actually assisting in the acquisition and containment of previously unknown anomalies, thus earning its classification as Thaumiel, or whether it is in fact generating new anomalies and creating more trouble for the Foundation. All attempts to debate this have been tabled on motion by Dr. Hush.