Gaappy's SCP-3487 : an anomalous sheet of paper

Item #: SCP-3487

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[Object Class: Safe]

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3497 doesn't represent a direct threat, but could break the foundation's secrecy. prior to experiment 3497-1, SCP-3487 was kept in a location only known by the O5, in order to prevent any personnel to be affected by SCP-3487's memetic effect. SCP-3487 is currently supposedly kept by members of GOI-OS¹.

Description: SCP-3487 is a blank sheet of paper. It responds to every kind of damage like a normal sheet of paper, weighs a non-anomalous weight. Everything about SCP-3487 is extremely normal. However, it possesses one anomalous memetic effect : everyone that knows about SCP-3487, whether from a picture, a drawing, a description, or anything remotely connected to SCP-3487, will be convinced that there's something anomalous within SCP-3487, and will try to find it.
Subjects develop severe paranoïa, and will interact as little as possible with SCP-3487, in fear of triggering it's hidden effects, or destroying it. The effects can however be reversed if by any means, the subjects forgets about SCP-3487's existence. A dose of has shown to completely supress the effects on personnel that was only under SCP-3487's influence for a few weeks, but longer exposition can't be be definitively undone by mnetics. Only amnetics of class D or higher can reverse the effect at this point.

The only official study that has been done (and is ongoing) is experiment 3497-1.
The experiment consists in letting a researcher from site 145 access the document. As the one supervising this experiment, O5-6 made Dr. Deschamps (a site researcher in reality-altering phenomenons) aware of SCP-3487, and made believe that they both had to study the object without the O5's knowledge.
The awareness of the object then supposedly spread to other site personnels, intentionally or not, who started studying it, thus creating GOI-OS.
GOI-OS's inner mechanics aren't really easy to keep track of, because there's none : no one knows who exactly knows what about SCP-3487 within the group.
Interestingly enough, this sort of situation should lead to researchers bumping into each other, or fighting over who gets to "experiment" with SCP-3487, but it never seemed to have happened, even though the members of GOI-OS have no known way to coordinate their actions. SCP-3487 seems to have some sort of control over this will to research it, which leads to every research personnel being coordinated without knowing it. Procedure to confirm this theory is being developed.
O5-6 asked Dr. Deschamps to have every research log sent to a crypted adress, which received over ███gb of text describing how it behaved in certain circumpstances, and ████hours of video of SCP-3487, almost always filmed with a low quality webcam, and almost always in a personnel locker, but never the same one twice.
Dr. Deschamps himself submitted a file about SCP-3487 3, weeks before ending his life.

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SCP-3487
Threat level : Who knows ? just in case, Keter

Special Containment Procedures: We don't know yet which problems SCP-3487's anomalous properties will cause in the future, so right now, discovering what these properties are is our priority, and thus, has to be accessible at any time by any member of the study group, while it's location is still a secret to people outside the group.
SCP-3487 must be kept in a member's locker withing the facility, and be changed of locker every day. A different researcher has to check on it every hour.
SCP-3487's existence must stay a secret : even if having more people to help with the research would be a real help, we can't take the risk of the O5 getting their hands back on the object, while terminating all of us.
Every documentation/discovery/research log/recordings of SCP-3487 has to be sent to O5-6 via a crypted adress.

Description : SCP-3487 appears to be a blank piece of paper. It doesn't exhibit any anomalous effect, but it definitely is anomalous. It has to be.
SCP-3487 was removed from ████ on site █████ with the help of O5-6, the founder of the group.
Tests involving tearing, burning, folding, writing, or anything to could physically affect SCP-3487 is strictly forbidden, and will be punished². Firstly because we can't take any risk with SCP-3487 : what if it could trigger a ZK end of the world scenario ? Or simply because if it gets altered, then it might lose it's anomalous properties forever.
Secondly, we have to keep a low profile, and thus can't get any official approval for any experiment, and get no budget for it. An anonymous member of the group³ kindly provided SCP-3487 with a protective glass pannel, and a 24/7 webcam, which is advised to use while experimenting/moving with the object.

Addendum: "It's just so normal, so normal in any way. I've never seen anything so normal, yet this level of normality is itself pretty normal. It has something anomalous it doesn't want us to know about. It has to."
_{Dr Deschamps}

Footnotes

1. OS stands for "Oh Sheet", a group formed by researchers from site 145 who pursue the research of SCP-3487 in secret. Current number of members is unknown

2. The few members who seemed to express a desire to conduct such tests were found dead, supposedly attacked by multiple attackers at once.

3. which was actually just O5-6