SCP-xxxx

LSDTV

Item#:xxxx

Object Class: Euclid Thamuel

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-xxxx and SCP-xxxx-1 are to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell with a film on the observation window that blocks all the wavelengths of light that come from LED and LCD screens. The cell must also contain a full chemical lab for SCP-xxxx-1 to use and experiment with instances of SCP-xxxx-2
Stickers retrieved from SCP-xxxx and SCP-xxxx-3 are to designated SCP-xxxx-2 and sorted by chemical compound and potency.
SCP-xxxx containment cell door is not allowed to have a window following events of Addendum-xxxx-1.
SCP-xxxx is to be mounted facing away from the door of its containment chamber.
SCP-xxxx is to be connected to a cable box with cable providers being rotated every 6 months.
SCP-xxxx is allowed to be logged into YouTube, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon video and its history must be monitored for anomalous content.
SCP-xxxx is not allowed to create infohazard, cognition hazard, or bio-hazard memes outside of testing.
Stickers retrieved from SCP-xxxx and SCP-xxxx-3 are to designated SCP-xxxx-2 and sorted by chemical compound and potency.
SCP-xxxx-3 is to be contained in a PIN locked safe-deposit box inside SCP-xxxx,-1 containment chamber SCP-xxxx-1 may request to use SCP-xxxx-3 if within reason.
All monitoring equipment observing SCP-xxxx must have their audio delayed by 2 seconds and their video feed negatived.
All personnel interacting with SCP-xxxx must be administered an eye and ear exam after interactions lasting longer than 2 hours.
Subjects entering SCP-xxxx containment chamber must wear media censoring filters, otherwise, a lightly armed guard with said filters is required.
Dr.Bright is not allowed to make a meme compilation using SCP-xxxx without written permission by two or more O5 council members. Any compilations must be reviewed by SCP-xxxx-1 and the senior researcher on staff. Dr.Bright is not allowed to make a scrapbook, decorate his office, or sticker-slap people using SCP-xxxx-2. Dr.Bright is not allowed to wear a sticker laced with SCP-402-J. Dr.Bright is not allowed to give children SCP-xxxx-2 to play with. Dr.Bright is not allowed to wear SCP-xxxx-3 as a bong mask, nor wear SCP-xxxx-1's pants, this is the only reason why we let SCP-xxxx-1 keep them.

Description:
SCP-xxxx:
SCP-xxxx is a sentient 85-inch TV of unknown make model, the TV is completely covered in SCP-xxxx-2 Only the inputs, outputs and sensors are exposed also matching with the color scheme of the surrounding stickers. The TV can create other inputs and outputs as needed. SCP-xxxx-2 are easily removed from the TV.
When the TV is turned on, it will vaporize all instances of SCP-xxxx-2 causing them to react. Turning it off will cause new instances to appear. Once all smoke and fire clears from the view of the TV, go through one of many power on cycles mimicking those of game consoles, computers, websites, and other forms of media intros. It will then go through the normal channels provided in the cable box. If a subject is watching the TV for more than one minute they will then be unable to focus on anything else until they are removed from the room that the TV is in or until a wall is between the TV and the subject. If the TV is on for more than 30 seconds, it will then start to communicate by quickly changing channels to form words by the dialog of shows and movies while avoiding the lag experienced when switching channels. If the subject is wearing one of the stickers on the skin, the TV will learn about the subject’s taste in media such as favorite TV shows, movies, and as of 12/31/2017, sense of humor. SCP has its own YouTube, Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon video accounts. All of the video that it uses for communication is stored in the application's history or in a separate memory bank connected to it. Since the TV can choose what kind of media it uses to communicate it can use that power to scan the apps for anomalous content.
For example, if it tries to communicate and it finds a clip that has a frame of SCP-096 and has usable audio, it can stop itself from using the clip beforehand and store its origin in the memory bank.

SCP-xxxx-1:
SCP-xxxx-1 is a 1.75 meter tall caucasian male of Latino descent in his early 20s. He speaks fluent English and Spanish despite not having a distinguishable accent of either language. He wears basketball shoes made entirely out of kevlar making it difficult to find an origin. He also wears woodland camo cargo pants that have the same physical properties as SCP-xxxx-2 minus the deconstructing element. On his face is a military grade gas mask of unknown origin now known as SCP-xxxx-3. SCP-xxxx-3 is covered in SCP-xxxx-2. SCP-xxxx-1 is immune to SCP-xxxx and SCP-xxxx-3’s properties. SCP-xxxx-1 has extensive knowledge in multiple fields including ethics, computer science,████████,█████████, firearms, and social media culture. Despite this, SCP-xxxx has no social media accounts and doesn't show up on hospital or police records.

SCP-xxxx-2:
SCP-xxxx-2 are vinyl stickers of varying sizes, shapes, and colors; the smallest being 0.635 cm in length. Tests have shown it is impossible to tear a sticker that is still making contact with the TV regardless of shape and size. Taking a sticker off that is under another will result in the first sticker passing through all others until it's completely removed. Once removed a protective film is formed on the back of the sticker. The size and design of the sticker can be manipulated in this state through physical and chemical means. If a sticker is torn or punctured in this state, it will result in the sticker either turning into flames, liquefying, release embers or going up in smoke in the color the sticker is mostly made of. The adhesive of the stickers are laced with a seemingly endless assortment of compounds ranging from hallucinogens to anesthetics. Some anomalous effects have been exhibited. The design is directly related to the compound. The potency of the compounds is proportional to the size of the sticker where a small sticker is less potent than a large one. Stickers placed on irregular surfaces will contoure to them while also keeping the quality of the sticker intact.

SCP-xxxx-3:
SCP-xxxx-3 is a one-size-fits-all military grade gas mask of unknown origin. The filters on SCP-xxxx-3 do not age or get dirty, they seem to destroy harmful substances on the atomic level. Both the filters and filter ports are universal to all known models of gas masks. SCP-xxxx-3 is completely covered in SCP-xxxx-2 including the inside and the and viewports. When worn correctly, the user will be able to see through the mask. When worm by someone other than SCP-xxxx-1 will release the same compound as the one that will be released by the last sticker that was removed from it regardless if it has its original filters or not. it will not exhibit this effect if it doesn't have any filters on.

SCP-xxxx-4:
SCP-xxxx-4 are woodland camo cargo pants that have the same physical properties as SCP-xxxx-2 minus the deconstructing element.
Discovery:
SCP-xxxx was discovered in a ████ hotel in ██████████,Illinois on December, █,20██ after noise complaints and a chemical attack were reported by guests and patrons of a nearby convention taking place, police found SCP-xxxx along with a radio, and a three-ring binder full of unused instances of SCP-xxxx-2. MTF-Iota-10 confiscated SCP-xxxx, the radio and the binder containing SCP-xxxx-2. During the initial containment of SCP-xxxx, SCP-xxxx turned on and said “listen to the radio” then continued surveillance. SCP-xxxx was labeled Neutralized by researchers until a voice from the radio said “give me back my TV you █████”. Later reports of a heavily armed gunman were reported at convention centers in ███████████, Pennsylvania; ██████, Nevada; █████████, Georgia; ██████, Texas; █████████, California; ███████, Florida; ██████, Massachusetts and ██████, Colorado over the span of two years. No shots were fired in any of the reports but they all had reports of pools of a pearlescent liquid with odors of varying degrees and multiple unconscious convention patrons and staff with instances of SCP-xxxx-3 on them. MTF-Epsilon-7 was sent to all previous locations to administer class B amnestics.

MTF-Psi-25 reported a man matching the description of now SCP-xxxx-1. He was spotted when he came into the drive-thru ordering two Dave’s triples and a Baconator. He had a highly decorated gas mask in the back of a █████████████. SCP-xxxx-1 left 3 hours before the report was made. Personnel from MTF-Iota-10, MTF-Beta-29 and volunteers from MTF-Pi-1 were dispatched to ████████████████Convention Center when reports of an explosion were made to the local police. Police encountered columns of multicolored smoke, fire and ash around the area. There were 40 injuries and ███ fatalities. SCP-xxxx-1 was apprehended when he was seen █████████████████ patron wearing a ███████. It was later discovered that SCP-xxxx-1 was █████████████████████████ with instances of SCP-xxxx-2 during the moments after the initial bombing.

+ Addendum-xxxx-1

On 3/12/ 20██ multiple foundation staff were seen standing outside SCP-xxxx’s containment door watching ██████████. Two members of MTF-Eta-10 were dispatched to remove the staff from view of SCP-xxxx.

+ Addendum-xxxx-2

An XK-CLASS: End-of-the-world scenario was in effect when SCP-xxxx was still allowed to be connected to a satellite TV. The targets of all ICBMs in the world were from their peacetime targets to the ███████████████████ Convention Center in ███████████, Pennsylvania on the weekend of ████ 29-████ 2, 2017 without alerting any of the countries involved. None of the warheads were launched.

+ Addendum-xxxx-3

SCP-xxxx-1 has been shown to routinely exercise in his containment cell with SCP-xxxx. SCP-xxxx seems to have a game installed that has similar mechanics to Dance Dance Revaluation. The game surface is manifested on all sides of the chamber including the ceiling. During the exercise, SCP-xxxx-1 has been seen dancing on the walls and ceiling. The music tracks get faster over time starting at 100BPM and gettin as high as 2560BPM. SCP-xxxx has played this game in a D-class uniform (this was requested upon containment), with SCP-xxxx-4,-3, and with instances of SCP-xxxx-2 applied on himself. He seems to do variations of a dance observed in dutch cultures.

Title 2

Item#:xxxx

Object Class:Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
All instances of SCP-xxxx are to be contained in a deep storage unit capable of storing 200 million bottles at Site 19's High Value Item Storage Facility. SCP-xxxx should be organised by date of retrieval and location. experimentation on SCP-xxxx must be given with written permission by two level 4 staff members and the senior researcher on duty. Any reports of SCP-xxxx outside of Foundation custody must be retrieved by personnel with a strong christian background. civilians harboring instances are to be detained for questioning. Class C amnesties are to be used afterward. Dr. Bright is not allowed to throw a party with SCP-xxxx, despite the fact that intoxication is impossible, just no.
Description:
SCP-xxxx are shatterproof 5000 carat diamond bottles containing 490 facets with a Crown of Light diamond acting as a cork. When the diamond is placed correctly, a gold halo forms suspended around the neck of the bottle. The foundation currently has 144,000 instances of SCP-xxxx. Inside the bottle is ordinary water, but when poured out it turns into red wine. The wine does contain alcohol but in all tests shows that the livers of all subjects are able to break down the alcohol completely with minimal energy consumption making it impossible to be intoxicated. No permanent brain problems have been observed in D-class personnel with chronic alcoholism and even seems to cure their addiction. Wine from SCP-xxxx is able to cure common diseases with ease and has shown to cure terminally ill patients with Alzheimer's, Cancer and Parkinson's.