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Item #: Scp-xxxx
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: Both Scp-xxxx instances are each kept in a standard humanoid cell with basic necessities fulfilled in site 89. Scp-xxxx instances are to remain within 30 meters of each other or less. If the Scp-xxxx instances are ever over the 30 meter limit, they will seemingly teleport back to one another to the center point of the distance between them. Staff who identify with a left or right leaning political party are not to interact with either instance.
Description: Scp-xxxx-1a is a male humanoid of average weight and height. It is Caucasian with black hair and brown eyes and is commonly seen wearing either Khakis or Jeans. Scp-xxxx-1a will only wear one of two shirts being either Red with the Republican Elephant or Blue with the Democratic Donkey. Scp-xxxx-1b is a humanoid female that also appears to be average weight and height. It is brunette with green eyes and often seen wearing jeans or jean shorts. Scp-xxxx-1b will be observed wearing the opposite shirt to xxxx-1a. Both instances appear to be 21 years old. When either instance is wearing the Blue Donkey shirt, they will take on and express joy for Leftist/Democratic/Socialist views while the instance in the Red Elephant shirt will do the same for Conservative/republican views. The two entities will switch political parties and shirt colors coinciding with the election of the newest American President. If the President gets assassinated or passes away in office, the instances will still switch views and shirt colors. If a person runs again and gets re-elected the instances views will still change.
If xxxx-1a and xxxx-1b are placed near each other or have direct eye contact regardless of distance, both will begin arguing about politics immediately. Any subject within range of the instances will find themselves gravitating towards one or the other dependent on their own political views. Subjects involved in an SCP xxxx argument with experience decreased serotonin levels while adrenaline, testosterone, and cortisol rise to inhuman levels. Subjects begin physically assaulting each other by any means necessary and shout racial and derogatory slurs at one another regardless of their views on race or relations with each other. Subjects will use anything in their vicinity as a makeshift weapon to attack each other with ranging from baseball bats, sticks, rocks, protest signs, and one time a whole park bench. Fights vary in length based on how many subjects participate. Fights only end once all the participants are knocked out or deceased. Subjects knocked unconscious will wake up with no recollection of the events that occurred. All memories of meeting Scp-xxxx-1 and Scp-xxxx-2 will be gone.
Addendum, Recovery The Foundation heard of a fight that occurred in the park of [Blank], [Blank] where a pro-abortion and pro-life debate was taking place. Foundation staff did not dismiss nor believe comments from civilians reporting abnormal behavior from their friends and family. Staff however, were watching two individuals at the center of it all later being identified as xxxx-1a and xxxx-1b. Both instances were arrested and questioned by the local police force. As shown by the Police stations footage, Scp-xxxx-1a was the first one released from the station. Law enforcement let xxxx-1a go after hours of questioning. Once Scp-xxxx-1a was over 30 meters away from Scp-xxxx-1b, both teleported to the center point of the distance between them. The center point happen to be just outside the police station. xxxx-1b's instantaneous disappearance was picked up by the station's security cameras. Foundation dispatched mobile task force.
Request to Dr. Jones: Interview both instances simultaneously.
Status: Denied
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Request to Dr. Jones: Interview the instances simultaneously. Without giving attitude this time.
Status: Accepted
Notes: I mean yes absolutely! I will interview these two lovely individuals simultaneously! You are right, I was far to hasty to deny a request. I did appreciate that very constructive video call of what I did wrong and I will certainly learn from it.
Request from Dr. Jones: Terminate these nuisances.
Request status: Denied
Request from Dr. Jones: Terminate these mouth breathers.
Request status: Denied
Request from Dr. Jones: Terminate the instances to see the extent of their abilities.
Request status: Granted
