Hungry Chair

Item #: SCP-3XXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3XXX is to be kept within an 8 by 10 foot glass container with glass 1 foot thick in the middle of containment chamber 52-H. No fewer than two guards with level 2 clearance. Personnel with level 2 clearance may enter the containment chamber.

By request of multiple annoyed staff members who work near SCP-3XXX's containment chamber while the object is in its active state, SCP-3XXX's containment chamber will be sound proofed.

Description: SCP-3XXX is an office chair measuring 37 inches in length and 20.5 inches in width. It was contained after the █████ family went missing from their home in ███████ ████, New Jersey. Authorities investigating the home also went missing and the Foundation took action from there. The anomalous properties of SCP-3XXX were soon discovered, and during SCP-3XXX's non active phase, it was brought to Site ██.

It exhibits no unusual activity unless within specific time frames. During weekdays at 18:00 to 22:00 and 09:00 to 22:00 on weekends, SCP-3XXX will gain a form of sentience. SCP-3XXX will be able to move on its own, although it is very limited movement where it is heard grunting for a couple of seconds before moving as if it were pushed. SCP-3XXX will be able to open its seat pad toward the backrest revealing a mouth with an innumerable amount of sharp teeth, a tongue, and an esophagus of unknown length. The interior of SCP-3XXX's mouth completely contradict the exterior dimensions, alluding to the theory that it is a portal.

SCP-3XXX is capable of vocalization and speaking English during its active state. Although it has a mouth, it does not need to use it to speak, but the sounds it makes emit from the seat pad. SCP-3XXX's personality is an aggressive and humorous one. It normally makes negative jokes toward whoever is talking to it during weekends. During weekdays, however, SCP-3XXX has a very monotone voice. SCP-3XXX's voice itself is that of a man in his 20s or 30s with an American accent. SCP-3XXX has not shown a want to escape, but a desperate want for any live organisms to consume. During interviews, it has admitted it can survive without any food, but food serves a substantial source of pleasure. SCP-3XXX will refuse to eat things such as dead animals, plants, and snacks. It will keep its mouth closed when near these things. SCP-3XXX's tongue has been shown to extend to any length, all tests showing no limit, which wraps around its victims. Once it does this, the victim will be unable to escape and SCP-3XXX will place the victim inside its mouth and swallow it. SCP-3XXX can choose how many teeth are inside its mouth depending on the size of its victims. Damage to anywhere inside the mouth yields no results and SCP-3XXX acts unaffected.

During containment breaches, all personnel are to wait until I continue writing this first draft.