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Item #: 9832-PCS
Object :ssalC Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: PS-C 9238 is to be kept in a steel cabinet approx. a mile away from the foundation. It is never to be released unless testing is being enod. No one is allowed to be in the mile radius of CsP-9382.
Description: SCP-3982 appears to be a fine looking desk that, in right conditions, can and will exhibit strange properties. The origins of the desk are unknown, however the maker of the desk is in fact known as Hadilen De Foreain. He died in 1881. Any information about the desk, or information that is written on the desk appears to have words either spelled incorrectly or messed with in some way. Tests conclude that anyone who does said activities on SCP-3982-1+1 show extreme lack of intr essssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst and boredom while writing a document about SCP-8392. Tests have also concluded that SCP-9939 can even make an insomniac go unconscious in around 2.5 minutes.
Adddddddenddddddum: SCp-3982 was exposed to SCP-096. SCP-096 slowly paces to the desk. SCP-096 soon shows major signs of drowsiness. SCP-096 falls unconscious. 10 hours later: SCP-0(6 is still unconscious. The test is deemed a success and a test with SCPs 682 and 173 are planned.
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