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SCP-1455-J
A sock
Object class: euclid
Description:
Scp 1455-J is a DC sock with a size of medium, for some reason this sock doesn't fucking make your feet warm, what the fuck is this shit, feels like I dipped my feet in ice cold water what the fuck, scientists with cold ass feet say the fucking sock does jack shit, like the the SCP site is cold, like my feet finna get cold,class d say they fucking useless like everyone else, got these fuckers from winters, jheez this is what I call the socks cause they do jack shit fuck you, I spent 10$ on these fuckers
Special containment Procedures:
In my Goddamn bottom cabinet, where the this fucking useless piece of shit belongs, bullshit ass socks.
Begin log
Me at the store: yo these socks look sick imma buy them.
Me at home: my feet cold imma try on my new socks.
Me: *socks don't do shit*
Me: what the fuck is this shit.
*2 days later*
*At the scp Foundation*
Me: yo, you fucking scientists these socks don't do shit
Scientist: how the hell did you get here.
Me: fuck off answer my question.
Scientist: ok, well keep them here, we will studie them
*2 days later*
*Me back at the Foundation*
Me:so wtf?
Scientist: take em back bitch, they useless just keep them at home
Me:ok fuck you
End Log
