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Item #: SCP-106-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-106-J must be contained in a 1930s style house with a fake grass lawn in Site-19. No personnel born between the years 1981-1996 are allowed on in the chamber, as to not cause any ‘accidents’. In the case of a containment breach, all personnel born between the years 1981-1996 are to be evacuated until further notice. Once victims of SCP-106-J are recovered, they are to be given a lollipop and told to sit down for an hour.
Description: SCP-106-J appears to be an Australian old man covered in a black substance that tests have shown to be made of [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-106-J was recovered at ████████ Nursing Home in Sydney AU, at which it had started a Millennial hate group. It seems to express hatred to all people from Millennial generation.
SCP-106-J walks around with a chipped cane, that tests have shown to be older than itself. SCP-106-J will take its victims into its own personal ‘pocket dimension’, recovered staff say that it is a large white concrete room, where they are ‘caned’ 15 times by SCP-106-J, then released into a random part of the facility. SCP-106-J is not very persistent with breaching containment, making it easy to contain.
Addendum-106-J-01:
SCP-106-J shows to have skills at the board game ‘Chess’, and anyone who beats it, it will label naughty. Upon winning a game of ‘Chess’, SCP-106-J will proceed to remove all clothing and dance on a table or any other high platform. Games of ‘Chess’ with SCP-106-J is forbidden. Anyone who attempts to play ‘Chess’ with SCP-106-J will be detained.
Addendum-106-J-02:
SCP-106-J seems to hate the fruit, avocado, especially when it is mashed on toasted bread. When presenting this meal to SCP-106-J, it will enter a rage state and attempt to breach containment.
Addendum-106-J-03 Interview with SCP-106-J:
Dr. ██████: Hello SC-
SCP-106-J: THOSE DARN MILLENNIALS ON MY PROPERTY, THEY CAN ROT IN SATAN’S HELL FOR I CARE, THEY CAN GO HAVE BATH WITH A TOAST MACHINE – OR WHATEVER YOU YOUNG PEOPLE CALL IT – SO THEY GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET THEIR CHOCOLATE ICE-CREAM AND THE DROP IT AND BE SAD!!!
Dr. ██████: Um… That’s a bit extreme, is it no-
SCP-106-J: THEY CAN GO EAT A EGG RAW!!
Dr. ██████: Yes, I know you hate them, now, can I ask you some questions?
SCP-106-J: (Staring intensely) Ya’think you can just, question your ELDERS?!
Dr. ██████: …Yes, I’m technically your su-
SCP-106-J: [EXPLETIVE] TECHNICALLY, I’M YOUR ELDER, AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!
Dr. ██████: No, I-
[AUDIO CORRUPTED]
[PLEASE STAND BY]
[CANNOT FIX AUDIO]
(End of Report)
