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"Welcome to the actuation! Remember, these aren't your normal items, far, far from it, in fact." The man chuckled, and the buyers chuckled with him, but nothing funny had been spoken. The man shifted across the stage, the spotlight following just behind.

The man took a velvet sheet, which sat neatly on a modern-looking podium, covering whatever was underneath it. "This is an expensive one, so watch your pockets," said the man, lifting the sheet "This is a cube that can adsorb all light in a small proximity!" the man said, his body as black as night. The man continued "Starting price; 200 pounds!"

As soon as he stopped speaking, a hand holding the number 78 shot up from the seats, "235!" yelled the hand's source.