Per 
The Magic Hat
SCP-Whatever number it gets
Description: SCP-Blank is an anomalous black, white, and grey hat, with a ubisoft logo. Object appears to be made out of a fine leather infused cloth, with metal wiring along the bill of the hat. Object, when worn by anyone or thing, can transport said user to a requested place, whether it is fiction or not. Object appears to have a limited capacity of transporting one user at a time. The hat will lose it's anomalous affects when someone has been transported. But it will gain it's affects after the subject has returned. Further study has shown that the hat can be damaged, as the fine twines of leather and cloth can be separated. It is unknown whether the material is causing the anomaly, or if the hat has the affects (e.g Magical property) or by any other means. Upon saying the name of any location, regardless of the users compliance, the user will be engulfed in the hat as it falls down, acting as a portal. No other anomalous properties have been recorded.
Capture: SCP-Blank had been discovered at [Redacted] clothing shop in [Redacted], California. A user at [Redacted] was trying multiple hats on, until he stumbled upon SCP-Blank. UPon wearing the hat, a man had asked the user if he was going to buy the hat, this was the conversation between said user and the clerk.
Clerk: Uh sir, are you going to buy anything or…?
User: Well yeah I sure am sonny, how much for it?
Clerk: The hat is 20.00 dollars sir.
User: Seems awfully expensive for a hat, do you have an ATM where i pull out cash or do you accept credit?
Clerk: There is a bank right down the road, you can pull cash out there sir, it's [Redacted].
User: [Redacted]-?
Upon saying the name of the bank, the man disappeared from the store as the hat fell to the ground. The clerk contacted authorities and the hat was eventually contained within Foundation jurisdiction. The clerk was administered class-(Whatever class is right to be here) amnesiacs. The user was also administered class (Whatever goes here) amnesiacs. No further reported incidents involving the hat have occurred.
