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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard anomalous containment chamber containing a one meter tall pedestal in the middle of the chamber. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-6 found outside SCP-XXXX must be returned to SCP-XXXX except for testing purposes. Using SCP-XXXX for purposes other than testing is prohibited unless authorized by Dr. Carter, Dr. Galler, or O5-Command and only SCP-XXXX-3, SCP-XXXX-4, SCP-XXXX-5, and SCP-XXXX-6 may be used.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a sticker book of one page made by Dr. Wondertainment. The front cover displays, “Doctor Wondertainment’s Sticker Book of ENDLESS Sticker FUN!” with a tagline reading, “Stickers never lose their stickiness and never tear, so there can be ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF FUN!”
Upon opening SCP-XXXX, stickers will form seemingly from nowhere. Six different “sets”, named SCP-XXXX-1 to SCP-XXXX-6 respectively, have been observed, changing whenever the book is opened. Each set will contain 5-10 instances of SCP-XXXX-1-A to SCP-XXXX-1-J depending on which “set” is opened. Each instance of SCP-XXXX-1-A to J has a different functions depending on what they depict (See Test Log). “Sets” include Celestial, Landmarks, Emotions, Objects, Elements, and Food. In addition, stickers are seemingly indestructible, as fire, water, cutting, tearing, and other means are incapable of causing damage to stickers.

Anomalous effects manifest when instances of SCP-XXXX-A are “stuck” to objects other than SCP-XXXX. The stickers can stick to any surface, including organic material and normally smooth or slippery substances such as water, ice, grease, glass, marble, or oil. "Celestial" set is never to be tested on (See Addendum: SCP-XXXX-01). Stickers will immediately begin exerting their anomalous properties upon being stuck to any object that is not SCP-XXXX.

In addition, if a sticker is "stuck", and the set is changed, the sticker stops exhibiting anomalous properties until the set is changed back to the set the sticker came from.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX-01
As of September 22, ████, The use of any sticker in the “Celestial” set is strictly prohibited. Any doctor caught testing with the “Celestial” set will be brought to O5-Command

Test Log: Tests made will follow this format. Deviation or undocumented testing will result in a disciplinary hearing and potential foundation contract termination.
Sticker(s) Being Tested:
Test Performer:
Brief Description of Test:

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Testing Log

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-3-A: “Happy Face” Sticker
Test Performer: Dr Carter
Brief Description of Test: D-1554 given SCP-XXXX and enters a 10m x 10m room with wooden table in the center. D-1554 was told to stick “Happy Face” sticker on table and observe it. Upon sticking, D-1554 begins laughing uncontrollably until D-1554 looks away. Upon looking away, D-1554 returns to normal emotional state, though still smiling. then looks at sticker again. Resumes laughter. D-1554 is told to peel the “Happy Face” sticker off and return it to the book. D-1554 complies and sticker is returned. Upon peeling, D-1554 loses smile. Testing session ended.

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-3-A and SCP-XXXX-3-C: “Happy Face” and “Sad Face” stickers
Test Performer: Dr. Samuel
Brief Description of Test: D-0385 is given SCP-XXXX and enters 10m x 10m room with wooden table in the center. D-0385 ordered to place “Sad Face” sticker on table. Upon sticking, D-0385 bursts into tears until he closes his eyes. D-0385 returns to normal emotional state, though tears are still present. D-0385 ordered to place “Happy Face” sticker onto table beside “Sad Face” sticker. Upon sticking, tears on D-0385 vanish. D-0385 asked about his emotional state, to which D-0385 relies, “I dunno, I feel alright. Why do you ask?” D-0385 ordered to peel off both stickers, return them to the book, and leave the room. D-0385 complies. Testing session ends.

Dr. Samuel's Note: It seems that stickers with opposite effects cancel each other out.
Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-4-F: “Campfire” Sticker
Test Performer: Dr. Samuel
Brief Description of Test: D-0092 given SCP-XXXX and ordered to enter 10m x 10m room with wooden table in the center. D-0092 ordered to place sticker on the center of the table. Upon sticking, D-0092 yells in pain and has severe burns on his right hand. The table in the center of the room catches fire. D-0092 runs out of the room and is executed. Fire is extinguished and sticker is retrieved by D-0048 wearing heat resistant gloves. Once sticker is peeled, heat stops radiating from it instantly. Testing ended.

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-5-B: "Fire" Sticker
Test Performer: Dr. Carter
Brief Description of Test: D-2543 is given a heat resistant glove and is ordered into a 10m x 10m room with a tub of water in the center. D-2543 is ordered to place sticker on water. D-2534 hesitates, then places sticker. Plumes of smoke immediately begin rising from the water. D-2543 ordered to remove sticker. D-2543 complies. Testing session ended.

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-5-B and SCP-XXXX-4-C: "Fire" and "Ice Cube" Stickers
Test Performer: Dr. Holden
Brief Description of Test: D-0087 is given SCP-XXXX and is ordered into a 10m x 10m room with a 2m tall pedestal in the center. D-0087 ordered to place ice cube sticker on top of the pedestal. Upon sticking, the top of the pedestal instantly freezes. D-0087 ordered to place fire sticker on top of the ice. Upon sticking, gallons of water begin pouring out of the top of the pedestal with plumes of smoke rising as well. Fire sticker is washed out of the room due to it sticking to the surface of the water. D-0087 runs out of the room and is executed. Testing session terminated. Both stickers recovered and replaced in their sets.

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-6-F: "Oranges" Sticker
Test Performer: Dr. Maynard
Brief Description of Test: D-2584 is given SCP-XXXX and is ordered into a 10m x 10m room with a █████ brand air freshener. D-2584 asked to describe the smell of the room. D-2584 responds, "I guess it kinda smells like lilacs, or some other flower." D-2584 ordered to place Oranges sticker. Afterwards, D-2584 asked to describe the smell of the room again. D-2584 responds, "It smells like oranges." D-2584 asked to open and close SCP-XXXX several times, then describe smell of the room. D-2584 does so, and responds, "It's back to that flowery smell." D-2584 ordered to return sticker to the book and leave the room. D-2584 complies. Testing session ended. Afterwards, the orange sticker had moved sets to the Celestial set until replacement in the Food category.
Dr. Maynard's Note: Stickers will remain in any set they are placed in, regardless of relation to other stickers in set
Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-1-A: "Sun" Sticker
Test Performer Dr. Bartholemew
Testing Denied by O5-Command
Reason: Based on other test results and September 22, we fear it would result in an XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario.

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-1-J: "Milky Way" Sticker
Test Perfromer: Dr. Benson
Testing Denied by O5-Command
Reason: Just…no. If we denied the sun, a speck in the grand scale of our galaxy, why would you ever think we would allow our entire galaxy?

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-3-F "Skull" Sticker
Test Performers: Dr. Carter and Dr. Galler
Brief Description of Test: D-2034 Is given SCP-XXXX and ordered into a 10m x 10m room with a metal table in the center. D-2034 is ordered to place sticker on table. Immediatly after the sticker is placed, D-2034 suffers complete cell failure and collapses onto the ground. Testing Session Ended. Security guard tasked with retrieving sticker. Upon touching sticker, security guard suffers the same injuries and collapses. Sticker retrieve by different guard with metal tongs.

Sticker(s) Being Tested: SCP-XXXX-3-F "Skull" Sticker
Test Performers: Dr. Carter and Dr. Galler
Brief Description of Test: "Skull" sticker attached to solid metal robotic arm attached to a 10m x 10m room with several different animals in captivity. Upon sticking, every animal which the sticker was stuck to suffers complete cell failure and dies.
Dr. Carter's Note: This, while incredibly sad, was very informative. It seems that whatever living being the sticker touches dies. How Doctor Wondertainment actually sells these things and hasn't been found is beyond me

Incident of September 22, ████

On September, 22 ████, A massive asteroid appeared in █████████, MN, destroying the town. Mobile Task Force Unit Zeta-11 dispatched to investigate. Upon investigation, Zeta-11 Commander Ajax found a small sticker resembling the asteroid on top of the asteroid, embedded in flaming ruins. When the sticker was removed, the asteroid disappeared and fire extinguished. Total casualty report: 120 dead. Coverup began as labelling it as a category 5 hurricane.
Dr. Galler's Note: An asteroid. The [EXPLETIVE] town doesn't exist anymore. And all because some kid probably bought this book and tried to add some flair to his [EXPLETIVE] notebook. If this gets out, we could all pay for it. I am formally requesting this document not be viewed by anyone with Level 3 Clearance or lower under any circumstance.
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