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[[Burger King foot lettuce]]
Item #: SCP-15-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-015-J is to remain at the Burger King restaurant location in ██████████, ██. It is to be kept in two plastic bins, each 1 centimeter thick. A minimum of 2 D-Class personnel, supervised by a level 2 personnel, are to maintain the restaurant while clothed in official company uniforms, to prevent suspicion or any further spread of knowledge about the ████ ███████ event. Personnel are given standard Burger King employee training and further advised not to touch, taste, or serve SCP-015-J.

Description: SCP-015-J is comprised of approximately 2 kilograms of genetically-modified iceberg lettuce, infected with an unknown species of fungus similar to tinea pedis, or foot fungus. The point of origin was traced by the hacker known as 4chan to former Burger King employee █████████ ████████, hereafter referred to as SCP-015-J-1. While infecting SCP-015-J, thereby giving it it's anomalous properties, SCP-015-J-1 took a photo of his feet in the bin containing it. The photo, SCP-015-J-2, was then posted anonymously online. a mere 20 minutes later, SCP-015-J-1 was apprehended by the Foundation for testing, while he maintained that "at least [he] had shoes on".

But that's even worse.

Any person who comes in contact with SCP-015-J dies instantly. This is preferable, however, to the effects of SCP-015-J, which, when viewed either online or printed out, causes the viewer to speak in a nasal, grating voice and phrase sentences in a way that resembles a robot or an alien. Though the subject's facial expression and gestures may suggest some consciousness is retained, the subject will only express themselves verbally in the form of inane and meaningless numbered lists, filled with awkward pauses. Most of the content of these lists is related to arbitrary, boring topics, number 15 will always be a description of SCP-015-J. Since knowledge of SCP-015-J is highly classified, any subject is to be given amnesiacs before leaving the facility, or, where applicable, terminated.

Addendum 015-J-01: Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is [DATA EXPUNGED]

Efforts are being made to contain the effects of SCP-015-J-2 within Site-19. 4chan.org has been blacklisted on all servers in the facility, and personnel are advised to be careful on certain other "meme pages".

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[[Traveling Wilburys Vol. 2]]
Item #: SCP-3623

Object Class: Euclid

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