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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Terminated
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is just so fucking delicious. It has to be in a five-star restaurant. To O5 command, we have to keep this in a hay bail on some remote farm near the facility. I decided to just take it home with me and have a nice dinner so I am the only one to ever eat this perfection.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J, or as I like to call it "mouth orgasm", was a clock that I just stole from my local kindergarten. I was reading them some books when I caught a faint smell of lemon coming from the staff workroom. I saw that clock and it was looking at me with those sexy eyes. I licked it and was like DAYUM.
Shit was looking like a SNACK.
Taste Test: SCP-XXXX-J
Taste Testee: Dr.Freming
Interviewer: Dr.Hamm
Dr.Freming: This is so fucking good! It's like every flavor that I love, all in one!
Dr.Hamm: C-Can I have a piece?
[Dr. Fremming is seen smacking Dr.Hamm's hand]
Dr.Freming: No, fuck you. This is my clock.
[Interview Ends]
Notes: I don't know why he is such a bitch- Dr. Hamm
Hey this is Tony from HR, sharing is caring and please share some of that clock with your Co-Workers- Ya Boi Tony.
