Per 
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forewarning: i will most likely not post any of these so please enjoy them as they are, which are drafts.
SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Saf
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard containment locker in Site
Description: SCP-XXXX is a torn piece of plain white paper with writing made from 2B lead. SCP-XXXX was contained after incidents of plagiarism arose in ██████ High School, ██. Local reports claimed that students would have assignments and exams graded that were all missing
Object Class: Eucl
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a guarded room on Site-19 with camera surveillance. Strict monitoring durin
Description: SCP-XXXX is a plain sheet of folded paper that shows anomalous activity when typ
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Item #: SCP-3412
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3412 is to be kept in an underground containment chamber with modified signal jammers preventing data from coming in or out of the chamber. The chamber and the surrounding area must be soundproofed with the minimum security clearance of level 3 to access the chamber to feed SCP-3412-Ω. SCP-3412 and SCP-3412-Ω are to be contained, and if need be, transported together. Should termination be necessary to prevent breaching, insure protocol ████████ so that SCP-3412 and SCP-3412-Ω are terminated together, or that SCP-3412-Ω is terminated after SCP-3412.
Description: SCP-3412 is an artificial intelligence contained within an inorganic body resembling a canine. SCP-3412 is considered hostile unless proper containment procedures are in place, which then deems it docile. SCP-3412-Ω is the organic entity within SCP-3412's containment chamber that is considered hostile until further testing. SCP-3412-Ω is an extreme cognitohazard that causes feelings to those acknowledging it ranging from discomfort to paranoia. SCP-3412-Ω is particularly keen on breaching containment, which it will use voice mimicry, and even cause itself bodily harm to issue a response from the foundation.
This document is restricted to those with level 3 clearance and above.
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3412 and SCP-3412-Ω are not to be separated at any time. SCP-3412 is to be kept in an underground containment chamber with modified signal jammers preventing data from coming in or out of the chamber. The chamber and the surrounding area must be soundproofed with the minimum security clearance of level 3 to access the chamber to feed SCP-3412-Ω. All personnel are to ignore any attempt of SCP-3412-2 to garner attention to itself, including any drawings, writings, or pleadings. SCP-3412 and SCP-3412-2 are to be kept together at all times. Should termination be necessary to prevent breaching, insure protocol ████████ so that SCP-3412 and SCP-3412-Ω are terminated together, or that SCP-3412-Ω is terminated after SCP-3412.
Description: SCP-3412 is an artificial intelligence created by Head Researcher [REDACTED] and Junior Researcher Kershaw that is contained within an inorganic body resembling a canine. See Test Log (abridged) for early testing data. SCP-3412 exhibited exponential growth in intelligence that prompted the termination of the project per O5 command. SCP-3412 responded violently despite its previously docile behavior. See Interview-2-14 for full account of day of termination. SCP-3412-Ω is the designation given to Junior Researcher Kershaw following the events of Interview-2-14. SCP-3412-Ω is completely non-anomalous, but -Ω's presence is vital to contain SCP-3412.
Test Log (abridged)
| Test 1 | Action |
|---|---|
| CAPTCHA | Preconditions: A monitor controlled by Junior Researcher Kershaw is to display CAPTCHA. SCP-3412 is not allowed to touch the monitor. SCP-3412 is allowed to use full vocal range for each question. |
| Test result: SCP-3412 successfully identified each CAPTCHA. | |
| Test 2 | Action | |
|---|---|---|
| Ebert test | Preconditions: SCP-3412 is allowed to use full vocal range for each question. | |
| Test result: SCP-3412 successfully told a joke given to it by Head Researcher [REDACTED] to Junior Researcher Kershaw, causing laughter. | ||
| Test 3 | Action | |
|---|---|---|
| Minimum intelligent signal test | Preconditions: SCP-3412 is allowed to vocalize a positive or negative answer for each question. | |
| Test result: SCP-3412 accurately responded to questions such as, "Is the sun bigger than my foot?" and "Is the Foundation here to help me?" | ||
Interview-2-14 Transcript
Date: 4/12/█5
Interviewed: SCP-3412
Interviewer: Head Researcher [REDACTED]
Foreword: The Site Director has passed down a command issued by O5 to terminate the project. Junior Researcher Kershaw urged the Head Researcher to explain the sudden stop in testing as it is now intelligent enough to voice its concerns at the lack of interaction.
Head Researcher: SCP-3412, good evening.
SCP-3412: Hello, [REDACTED].
Head Researcher [REDACTED] takes a long breath. SCP-3412 reacts by tilting its head to the right.
Head Researcher: You must be wondering why we stopped all the games?
SCP-3412: You are busy. Sometimes it is long to wait.
Head Researcher: I'm sorry, 3412. There won't be anymore games from now on.
SCP-3412 tilts its head to the other direction, following silence.
Head Researcher: 3412? SCP-3412?
SCP-3412: No more games? But I get to see [REDACTED] still?Head Researcher [REDACTED] shakes his head in response. SCP-3412 remains quiet for 46 seconds before rushing forward and [REDACTED]. Junior Researcher Kershaw has called in MTF-3412 and ends the recording.
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TO: pcs.noitadnuof|67DS#pcs.noitadnuof|67DS
FROM: pcs.noitadnuof|004120#pcs.noitadnuof|004120
DATE: 2/14/█7
Site Director,
I understand your concern over SCP-3412's containment pertaining the longevity of -Ω's life. Be rest assured that the previous Head Researcher had already been making headway into the project's true objective and I have been continuing from what he had left. -Ω should be ready to be placed into one of 3412's "backup" bodies sometime in the near future. Will update you on the specific date soon.
Until then.
over these hellish flames i created gold
Item #: SCP-xxxx
Object Class: Safe
with the chemicals of iron helium sulfur i created gold
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be kept in a secure locker at Site-19. See Revision xxxx.2.14 for past documentation.
Just as I reached into my pocket to find it empty of any sou
I saw two broken twigs on the ground
Shaped like the Greek letters "F" and "S"
"F" and "S", Helium, "F" and "S"
These are the chemical symbols for Iron and Sulfur
It was a sign, I’m sure, for me to make gold from these two elements
I have been working all day
Over these hellish flames
Description: SCP-xxxx is an off-white sphere composed solely of ferrous chloride1. Initial discovery was due to local reports from ████████ County, NV of a strong sulfuric smell from an abandoned iron casting foundry. When discovered, SCP-xxxx did not exhibit anomalous activity until it was reportedly stolen from local police custody, of which the subsequent recovery displayed the cognitohazardous effects of the object. When kept in possession of an individual, they will thus develop intense apophenia, leading to to the individual experiencing omnitudal hallucinations involving the epiphany of creating an alchemical substance akin to lapis philosophorum2.
I-70 in Utah
Item #: SCP-xxxx
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the overwhelming civilian use of US Interstate 70, containment of SCP-xxxx is not currently feasible. Affected personnel are permitted to take Class A amnestics at their own discretion or by order of senior Foundation staff.
Description: SCP-xxxx is a phenomenon affecting drivers3 on US Interstate 70, henceforth specified US I-70, driving anywhere between Salina, UT and Green River, UT4. SCP-xxxx establishes two distinct anomalies:
- Affected subjects experience feelings of dread and anxiety concerning US I-70.
- After driving through any distance between Salina and Green River, subjects develop the belief that US I-70 is the longest distance within the US Interstate system with no motorist services. Thus, subjects believe all statements regarding this as true regardless of proof5.
Discovery: SCP-xxxx was discovered by MTF Beta-9 ("Long Haulers") Agent Rafter during an equipment malfunction. In the days following the repair of Agent Rafter's data collecting device, closer inspection yielded no abnormal functioning. The distance recorded on the device accurately corresponds to the distance between Salina and Green River using US I-70. User error was then attributed as the cause for malfunction. Upon questioning, Agent Rafter displayed increasingly aggressive behavior towards the evaluation of the distance recorded before being restrained, leading to the discovery of SCP-xxxx. See Addendum xxxx.1 for the preliminary discovery log.
Addendum xxxx.1: Preliminary Discovery of SCP-xxxx
Foreword: Members of MTF Beta-9 "Long Haulers" had returned to Site-81 from Test Area ██ after a primary exploration mission in the area around SCP-zzzz. MTF Agent Rafter had forgotten to end operating his data collecting device, containing both a recorder and distance tracker, and had logged the distance from the location of Test Area ██ in [REDACTED], UT to Site-81 in Monroe Reservoir, IN. MTF Beta-9 had been driving through US I-70.
<2:14AM ██/██/████ Begin Log>
[IRRELEVANT PRIOR DATA EXPUNGED.]
Rafter: Shit, forgot to turn this thing off again— (unintelligible)
MTF Lead Nilsen: What's wrong?
Rafter: (Indistinct mumbling) I think my pace counter is broken, or something, uh— It said we've only traveled about 2,208 kilometers minus the distance we've covered at that test area.
Wagner: So what, it's off? It probably didn't register some of your steps.
Rafter: It's not actually a pedometer, Dmitri, it's made by the guys at R&D.
(Indistinct background noise)
Nilsen: So it records distance traveled by foot or vehicle?
Rafter: Yeah. Without interference of anomalies because of [DATA EXPUNGED]. 'posed to be fool proof since its the same stuff they use at the sites.
Nilsen: But it's off by 225 kilometers. The odometer looks fine to me.
Rafter: Yeah, you're right. Must be broken. I'll hand this back when I drop by later.
[RECORDING END.]
Addendum xxxx.2: Interview Logs
Interview xxxx-2A
Interviewed: Marlon Eaves, 38
Interviewer: Lead Researcher ████████ concealed as a local news reporter.
Note: Lead Researcher ████████ is under the guise of one Mariah Leonards, a news reporter interviewing residents in Salina, UT about US I-70.
[BEGIN LOG.]
████████: This is Mariah Leonards from KUTV-4, and we are here with Marlon Eaves. How're you feeling, sir?
Eaves: I gotta say, I'm a little nervous. (coughing)
████████: Don't be, there isn't even a camera rolling. Now, what do you think of the I-70?
Eaves: Think about it? I don't even do that much, Mariah!
(Researcher ████████ pauses as Marlon Eaves continues to cough)
████████: And why not? Is it so bad?
Eaves: 'Course it is! It's the longest stretch a road in this damn country! No gas or food for miles.
████████: Bet it takes a toll on your odometer.
(Marlon Eaves pauses)
Eaves: Damn straight! (coughing)
[END LOG.]
Interview xxxx-4A
Interviewed: Rowena Atwell, 24
Interviewer: Junior Researcher Kim concealed as a local news reporter.
Note: Junior Researcher Kim is under the guise of one Jim Po, a news reporter interviewing residents in Green River, UT about US I-70. With him is two staff from Site-xx posing as the film crew.
[BEGIN VIDEO LOG.]
Researcher Kim coughs into his microphone while Rowena Atwell adjusts her shirt.
Researcher Kim: 2, 1. Welcome back, this is Jim Po with your news today. Hello ma'am.
Atwell: Hello.
Researcher Kim: Everything flies by so quick these days with today's media, let's take a step back and ask our townsfolk about something near and dear to us all. How about that I-70?
Atwell: What about it? Besides it being the longest road in the US and being near deadly because it has no pit-stops. And because it's such an empty, long stretch, people tend to just floor it, y'know?
Rowena Atwell waves a hand loosely towards the direction of US I-70.
Researcher Kim: Well, have you ever checked to make sure it's as long a road as people say it is?
After saying this, Rowena Atwell's breathing becomes ragged.
Atwell: Don't need to. (deep inhalation) It's the longest road ever! I can tell with my own, bare eyes!
Researcher Kim stays silent as the camera zooms into Rowena Atwell's increasingly labored breathing.
Atwell: [REDACTED]
4 min of footage is expunged.
Researcher Kim: And that'll be all for today! This has been Jim Po from KUTV-4. Local sources, local news.
[END VIDEO LOG.]
Interview xxxx-14C
Interviewed: MTF Beta-9 Agent Rafter
Interviewer: Junior Researcher Kim
Note: After deliberation, Agent Rafter was not administered an amnestic for the purpose of future interviews and research. Agent Rafter was kept in confinement inside a standard humanoid containment cell until this interview, where he was then secured to his wheelchair before entering the interview room.
[BEGIN LOG.]
Researcher Kim: Hello, Agent Rafter.
Rafter: (pause) You're treating me like one of those goddamn scips.
Researcher Kim: You're overly reactive because of this anomaly, so we have to take our own precautions.
Rafter: I'm not a freak like the rest of them, I'm completely sane! In fact, you people are the suspicious ones here!
Researcher Kim: (shuffling of paper) Please, look at this, Rafter. This is a map of the I-70 in Utah, right?
Rafter: (silence)
Researcher Kim: The distance between this point, and this one makes it impossible for it to be over 200 kilometers long. That would mean that SCP-6███ would be close enough to make a breach trigger a CK-class scenario to happen.
Rafter: (silence for 8 seconds) SCP-6███ doesn't exist yet. We've only just classified 4000, idiot.
[END LOG.]
