GLeem64's SCP that can censor data about itself
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized

Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a light containment "giraffe" style cell. Do not ever open the front door of the cell of SCP-XXXX under any circumstances without having SCP-XXXX tranquilized first, to avoid another SCP-XXXX-2004/6/25-1 incident. Always have personnel staffed to observe it's activities at all times for any change in behavior. Personnel should never provide SCP-XXXX with anything it requests no matter how mundane. SCP-XXXX is to fed a diet of standard humanoid meals consisting of steamed vegetables, meatballs, chicken strips, and French fries.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male measuring 2.7 meters in height with a wingspan of 3.1 meters. SCP-XXXX posses the anomalous ability to censor any information written about itself, where applicable. SCP-XXXX is not able to classify or declassify anything in the SCP Foundation archives, but it is capable of, for example censoring this article and preventing it from being read by anyone under O5 clearance. An attempt was made to typewrite or hand write this article but the effect still occurs.

SCP-XXXX was found in Little Rock, Arkansas as part of a traveling freak show in the year 1998. A field agent, Agent Stunnel, was dispatched to investigate, as agents always are with freak shows and circuses, as is policy. Agent Stunnel was intrigued by the stature of SCP-XXXX but found it to not be anomalous, that is, until when Agent Stunnel was writing up his report about the excursion, and found that he was unable to write about it due to the then unknown anomalous ability of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was then brought in for questioning which is when their anomalous property discovered again. SCP-XXXX was then brought into the Foundation's custody. Normal people such as D-Class personnel and researchers seem to have a negative reaction to the appearance of SCP-XXXX. This is considered normal and is not due to a anomalous property.

When SCP-XXXX was found, it had been living off of whatever scraps were left for them after the rest of the members of the freak show ate. During testing it was revealed that SCP-XXXX had a normal human diet of herbivore meats, vegetables, fruits, and carbohydrates. The daily activates of SCP-XXXX consists of a morning jog around the cell, lunch, crying, dinner, more crying, and finally going to sleep.

SCP-XXXX speaks only Romanian which caused a delay in interviewing as it required us to find an employee of the SCP Foundation who spoke Romanian and had the proper clearance levels. One was eventually found, in Dr. Barbaneagra. Interview logs follow.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Barbaneagra

Note: Log has been translated from Romanian


<Begin Log, December 24, 1999, 22:18>

Interviewer: Good evening.

SCP-XXXX: Is it evening? I haven't seen the sun in months. I don't even know what day it is.

Interviewer: Actually it's Christmas Eve.

SCP-XXXX: Oh God.

SCP-XXXX begins to sob

Interviewer: Please don't cry. Crying doesn't make this go any easier.

SCP-XXXX: Oh God why are you people doing this to me?

Interviewer: Because you're not normal. Because we need to protect the people of this planet from you.

SCP-XXXX: What have I ever done? All I have done is entertain people.

Interviewer: Yes I- I know, it's just that we have to do this.

SCP-XXXX: But why?

Interviewer: Believe me, if it were up to me you wouldn't be held in a cell like this. Now please, can you just answer us some questions? Where and when were you bron?

SCP-XXXX: I was born in Romania.

Interviewer: Do you know where or when?

SCP-XXXX: No. I never met my parents. I was given away because of my appearance.

Interviewer: Okay. What was life like for you at the orphanage?

SCP-XXXX: Orphanage? I was never in an orphanage. I grew up in the freak show. They took me in, cared for me, made sure I was fed.

Interviewer: Oh well that's sweet.

SCP-XXXX: They were my family. What did you do with them? What did you tell them was going on when you took me away?

Interviewer: We didn't tell them anything.

SCP-XXXX: Oh my God.

Interviewer: Here's another question. Do you know about your powers to censor information written about you?

SCP-XXXX: Yes.

Interviewer: Interesting. How do you use it?

SCP-XXXX: I don't know what you mean.

Interviewer: I mean how do you use your ability? Have you used it to like get good grades in school or stay off the grid or…?

SCP-XXXX: I never went to school.

Interviewer: Oh yes. Well when did you first develop these powers?

SCP-XXXX: I don't know.

Interviewer: Sir, please work with us

SCP-XXXX jumps up and starts running towards the locked door

SCP-XXXX: Please God let me out! Please!

Interviewer: Goddamnit, end log.

<End Log, December 24, 1999, 23:48>

SCP-XXXX has made many escape attempts. The most successful of which was the SCP-XXXX-2004/6/25-1 incident where SCP-XXXX made it to the atrium on level 12 of Site-64.

Addendum 1: SCP-XXXX has been found dead on 2009/8/24. SCP-XXXX passed in their sleep at the age of 36.