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Item #: SCP-XXXX
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Object Class: Safe
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard light containment humanoid cell. The cell is to be cleaned of excrement and other fluids that may be excreted.
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Description: SCP-XXXX is a round betentacled creature with 14 beaks, 6 anuses, and 26 tentacles. Its skin is a light blue-green color and is sticky to the touch. SCP-XXXX seems to eat only peanuts harvested from California, possibly suggesting an origin.
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SCP-XXXX was found in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on May 11th, 1989 when Johnson Simmons, a local peanut farmer, found SCP-XXXX had eaten and thrown back up every single peanut on their farm. They saw SCP-XXXX leaving and shot at it, causing it to fall to the ground. Johnson Simmons immediately phoned the police, who arrived and began shooting at SCP-XXXX. A Foundation plant in the police station alerted containment specialists who then arrived to protect and contain SCP-XXXX, under the guise that it had been an escaped animatronic from a local film shoot. Emergency surgery had to be performed on SCP-XXXX but they have made a full recovery since then.
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SCP-XXXX has the ability to alter any text digitally written about itself. Several attempts have been made to write this article digitally, all of which were unsuccessful. The most common edits seem to see SCP-XXXX depicting itself as a normal human woman named Angela Anderson, creating an entirely fictitious scenario, even creating fake images to support its story.
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A digital copy of this article has been included to showcase the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX.

^An early attempt to write this article. It has been effected by the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX.^

An early attempt to write this article. It has been effected by the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Uncontained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX was to be kept in a standard light containment humanoid cell. SCP-XXXX was wrongfully detained due to their anomalous properties. SCP-XXXX is to be released but monitored by SCP Facility staff.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a woman named Angela Anderson with the anomalous property that anything handwritten about them will appear as if it was written about a betentacled peanut eating monster.

The receipt that the customer wrote about SCP-XXXX on. It reads "Extra tip because server is a disgusting monster"

This effect seemingly did not begin manifesting until 1989. While working at the All Night Diner on Talor Road San Antonio, Texas a customer wrote "Extra tip because server is a disgusting monster" on a receipt after having SCP-XXXX as their server. SCP-XXXX then confronted the customer who claimed that they never wrote that and they they actually wrote "because the server has a nice ass". Later that same day SCP-XXXX attended a college class at Sanksy University where, while grading papers, the professor of SCP-XXXX wrote "Terrible work as always! You've always been a displeasure to have in my class!" at the bottom of a test that SCP-XXXX had turned in. SCP-XXXX then told their therapist about the incidents who then told an SCP Foundation plant about the potential anomalous situation. A Foundation agent, Agent Sterling, was dispatched to confirm or disprove the anomalous property. Firstly they observed SCP-XXXX for a day. After that, they wrote down everything that SCP-XXXX did that day. Like the other victims of the anomalous effect of SCP-XXXX, everything Agent Sterling wrote down described a monster, not the Angela Anderson that he saw that day.

SCP-XXXX was then invited to Site-17 under the guise that it was a focus test for a new movie. The first test SCP-XXXX was subjected to was to have them write down something about themself. SCP-XXXX was told to write "Angela Anderson is a human" but SCP-XXXX ended up writing "Angela Anderson is a monster". SCP-XXXX claims that they saw themselves writing "Angela Anderson is a human" until they blinked and saw that that wasn't what they wrote, but observers of the test claimed to have watched the hand of SCP-XXXX write out "Angela Anderson is a monster".

A following test was conducted on a third party only aware of the name and anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX. They were then instructed to write "Angela Anderson is a human" on a piece of paper. Similar to SCP-XXXX themself, the third party was only able to write "Angela Anderson is a monster". The test after that was devised to build on the previous test, by having someone who has never heard of SCP-XXXX, or their anomalous properties, write the same phrase as last time, "Angela Anderson is a human", except this time they would be shown a picture of a random female D-Class personal but would be told it was Angela Anderson. This test resulted in the tester successfully producing the written words "Angela Anderson is a human". The phrase was not affected by SCP-XXXX, confirming that XXXX's properties are cognitohazard-based.

These results made writing this article difficult as as of 1989, all articles on the SCP Foundation databases have been typewritten, dating back to 1890 when the SCP Foundation was first founded by ████████ █████████. Up until recently these typewritten articles were the only copies until the recent invention of the computer allowed us to digitize all our articles. Due to the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX we have decided that this shall be the first digital-only article, only featuring a handwritten version of article above as an example of the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX was released on January 8th, 1990 after being considered safe enough to reenter society.