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Item# SCP-BONG-J
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Containment Procedures: SCP-BONG-J is to be kept in the office of Dr. ███████ in Site 13. Right next to his box of ███████, The entity needs to be refilled with water every 12 hours or SCP-BONG's lower body will get filled with residue. When that happens SCP-BONG-J will start cursing at all staff in the area.
Other than that SCP-BONG-J is very cooperative. Nobody and I repeat NOBODY
is to inform SCP-BONG-J of Dr ███████'s █████ stash. Other than that SCP-BONG-J is completely harmless and is free to roam the facility, If SCP-BONG-J could walk that is.
Description: SCP-BONG-J is 30 cm in length, and has a female voice with a thick southern accent. SCP-BONG-J is made of glass and can be used with any kind of ██████. SCP-BONG-J works like any other bong you would buy at a smoke shop. When used SCP-BONG-J will start to insult your life choices. When used by some of the D class personnel each were belittled for the crimes they had committed before coming to The Foundation, Some driven to a state of disarray. When asked about this kind of behaviour she simply said “You youngsters shouldn’t be smoking that stuff anyway”.
Addendum: "Yo we should totally like, *cough* interview SCP-BONG-J dog". - Dr. █████
"Alright fo-sho". - Dr. █████
INTERVIEW BETWEEN Dr. █████ and SCP-BONG-J
Dr. █████: Yo, like what's up bro
SCP-BONG-J: I'm not your brother mister.
Dr. █████: My bad uh, so like…can you eat food?
SCP-BONG-J: No, my body isn't made to consume anything.
Dr. █████: What about like uh, liquids and stuff.
SCP-BONG-J: I can only be filled up with liquids, I can't consume them.
Dr. █████: Has Dr. █████ smoked any ███████ out of you?
SCP-BONG-J:WAIT WHAT?, THERE'S █████ AT THIS FACILITY?! ANY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? YOU MOTHER FUCK-
*The audio cuts out from here, SCP-BONG-J's class has been changed from Safe to Euclid*
*Dr. █████ had been terminated*
