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Item #: SCP-4215
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4215 is contained at Site -0. This numbering is due to the computes not being able to search the name up due to potential death upon lookup. If lookup is found by person must be immediately terminated. If person goes to Site -0 they must be terminated. If SCP-4215 grows out of Site -0, Agent Orange must be sprayed for a 20 mile radius. If a person who has come in contact with SCP-4215 is unidentified and escapes everyone must be eliminated.
If any technological device comes within SCP-4215 it must be destroyed. If any technological device learns of the existence of SCP-4215 that device must be destroyed.
Description: SCP-4215 is a Russet Potato (Solanum tuberosum 'Russet Burbank'). If anymore is disclosed about SCP-4215 you must be eliminated.
Addendum 1: This event will happen if the person is not a potato lover
| Time | Event |
|---|---|
| 0:12 | Person starts to salivate at a rapid rate |
| 1:02 | Person starts to scream on how he or she loves Potatoes |
| 1:57 | Person starts to decay |
| 2:30 | Person fully decays and Potatoes start to grow out of their decayed corpse |
Addendum 2: If in the event the person is already a Potato lover they will receive amazing luck for what seems to be indefinably
