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SCP-(Number)

Item #: SCP-(Number)

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-(Number) is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber. SCP-(Number) must at all times believe that it is able to exit it's containment chamber whenever it chooses, however, if SCP-(Number) at any time tries to exit its containment chamber Class A Amnestics must be administered.

Within SCP-(Number)'s Chamber, the following items must be present:

• 1 (One) Woolen Blanket
• 1 (One) Beretta M9 Semi-Automatic Pistol
• 5 (Five) Cans of Heinz Brand Tomato Soup
• 1 (One) Handheld Transceiver
• 3 (Three) AA Batteries

Description: SCP-(Number) is a version of Doctor ██████ ████████ from a dimension in which the entire world has been reduced to an endless desert. Until recently SCP-(Number) believed themselves to be the last living human. SCP-(Number) is only able to perceive reality as that of the dimension which it originates, however, although SCP-(Number) perceives its reality to be an endless desert, it is at all times present in our own. SCP-(Number) is unable to perceive any other human and is unable to interact with them. SCP-(Number) passes through any humanoid entity as if it were not there, however it can see the effects that humanoid entities have on the world, although it happens in such a way that it seems like it happened due to natural causes¹.

Footnotes

1. If, for example, a human threw a piece of paper off a desk and onto the floor SCP-(Number) would perceive a strong wind blowing the paper down.