Hello! And welcome to the stupidly complicated and unnecessarily tab filled sandbox page of the legendary Golden506! *spreads arms in a tired, slightly feeble sort of way* We have a drafts tab! Well, it's… it's empty now, but I'll have that filled up with shit in no time! There's also the warehouse, where I keep published and successful articles. *grin fades* That one… That one is going to be empty a while. And then… oh… okay, we'll cover that later. Theres the scrapyard, where all the failed SCPs sit, slowly decaying as the occasional wanderer laughs at them. That one has… great, real great growth prospects… Anyway, we have the other shit page, where we keep, I don't know other shit! *spreads arms and waits in anticipation. Nothing happens*
What? I thought… *takes out an old tablet and scrolls through something* Oh. Theres a closing bracking 0.002 millimeters out of place, so of course the entire sandbox is about to implode. I've uh, got to do something about this, so… just do whatever. *He then leaves you wondering how the fuck you've managed to land yourself in this shithole. Might as well take a look around.*




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A Soldiers Best Friend

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Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be stored in a standard containment locker. Access is prohibited outside of testing, and all tests must be approved by Doctor Haywood. Testing is prohibited indefinitely or until further notice. SCP-XXXX is to be stored in an appropriately sized locked containment chamber with reinforced walls. At least one guard must be stationed at the door to SCP-XXXX's containment chamber and is required to send in radio checks every one minute. In the event of a breach, or if the guard fails to check in, MTF-Delta 9 is to clear the area and neutralize any wielders of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-xxxx is a world-war-two era M3 submachinegun, identical in appearance to other weapons of its model. However, it has increased durability, showing incredible resilience to all attempts to damage it, and has several anomalous characteristics.

SCP-xxxx's anomalous effects assert themselves whenever needed, typically in combat. SCP-xxxx has multiple effects, and has so far shown able to assert only one of them at a time, though it can instantly switch from one to another.

Known Effects:

Any individual under any effect of SCP-XXXX is hereby designated SCP-XXXX-1

  • XXXX-E1: SCP-XXXX-1 is able to go for extremely long periods of time without food, water, or rest. The exact amount of time before starvation or dehydration ensues is currently unknown, though SCP-XXXX-1 has been noted to stay awake for 96 hours before showing any signs of sleep deprivation.
  • XXXX-E2: SCP-XXXX-1 appears to have unusual control over their body, able to stand perfectly still, to perform excruciatingly painful tasks without hesitation if needed, to completely filter out unwanted emotions, to heal minor wounds at an slightly advanced rate, and to voluntarily stop their own heart.
  • XXXX-E3: SCP-XXXX-1 is able to withstand injury, proving capable of withstanding bludgeons, sharp objects and shrapnel, and low caliber bullets. Additionally, SCP-XXXX-1 is capable to heal at a significantly advanced rate, taking two hours to repair damage from a 50 caliber bullet that damaged a lung. SCP-XXXX-1 is also able to manipulate its own chemical and physical makeup to a certain degree.
  • XXXX-E4: Bullets fired by SCP-XXXX have increased mass and travel much quicker, vastly increasing force. Additionally, the bullets are are white-hot, having an estimated temperature of 3000 degrees kelvin, and are able to ignite highly flammable targets. SCP-XXXX-1 is able to resist extreme heat, has significantly increased night vision, and can kill by maintaining physical contact with a target for an amount of time seeming to vary based upon of the target's strength.
  • XXXX-E5: SCP-XXXX-1 possesses advanced higher reasoning capabilities and is capable of quickly performing exceedingly advanced mental math and logic puzzles. Additionally, SCP-XXXX-1 has shown an unusual abilities to predict future events, though it is unknown whether this is a further anomalous properties or simply a by-product of the enhanced mental capabilities.
  • Several other insignificant properties. For a full list of properties, view document SCP-XXXX-B

SCP-XXXX was discovered when MTF Commander ████████ used SCP-XXXX in the presence of several researchers during the [REDACTED] breach, in order to recontain SCP-████. The researchers recognized SCP-XXXX as an anomaly and informed site command, at which point SCP-XXXX was taken into containment. MTF Commander ████████ was demoted to Agent.

Addendum: On ██-█-1978, Agent ██████ turned on the Foundation during testing, using the weapon to punch through high grade ballistic glass and fatally wound several researchers including Doctor ████, before being subdued by nearby guards and MTF units, killing 14 people, two of them MTF, in the process. Testing is discontinued until further notice.


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