Okay, trying out the whole ideation thing again.
Curtains.
Gravity.
Memories.
Frogs.
Examination.
Critical.
Compound ideas next;
Memory curtains.
Critical Examinations
Gravity Frogs.
Concrete time;
Curtains which take your memories.
Examinations which move you into critical status.
Frogs that change gravity to their advantage.
I think the examinations one is the most interesting. To turn it into a cohesive idea, maybe a doctor is using a piece of medical examination equipment that consistently brings patients into critical status, usually based off of the symptoms. It will generally try and give them a condition with the most expensive treatment. Why? To take advantage of patients and milk as much money as possible out of them by putting them into shitty, expensive situations. It might be an MC&D thing - sell it to greedy physicians.
What I'm trying to do here is sort of, make them feel vulnerable. At any point, they could go to the doctor and be diagnosed with a horrible, horrible, condition. Hell, maybe these things are already prevalent, and humans by default are really healthy…
Now, I think this should be in all kinds of medical equipment, but with a bias towards stuff used for examination - like X-rays, stethoscopes, uhh, those blood pressure tester thingys, that sort of deal. I think this is the sort of thing that might be sold by MC&D, specifically to doctors and stuff, but I don't think it should actually be in a MC&D format. One, MC&D stuff is generally for one type of item and one type only, and I'm thinking it would be better to have many different types of the object. Two, the format is quite… upfront. A normal SCP can hide things, while for MC&D the twist needs to come with how the object is sold, or used, or something like that.
Name: Wesley Gold
Security Clearance: Level 3
Title: Dr. Gold
History: Dr. Gold officially joined The Foundation on 2/13/18, assuming the position of Junior Researcher. In a mere 45 days, he had risen to Researcher and level 3 security clearance, though he was temporarily demoted soon after reaching the position (see Incident Report B).
Dr. Gold has shown slight psychopathic tendencies, stating upon his grandfather's death "Eh, I never liked him that much. Especially not when I had to drive four fucking hours to the funeral." Additionally, during the [REDACTED] breach when he was forced to kill [REDACTED], he showed little remorse. A psychological evaluation has been scheduled for ██/██/██.
Incident Report A:
Cute Puppers, bundled for optimized cuteness.
On ██/██/██, during the [REDACTED] breach, Dr. Gold was mistaken for an anomaly and he and his cute puppers were temporarily designated SCP-506 and SCP-506-1. Dr. Gold was released 9 hours later, though the puppy was kept for an addition hour for hugs morale security purposes.
Incident Report B:
On ██/██/██, Dr. Gold had to be physically restrained by researchers Kiryu and Yelena after verbally assaulting a junior researcher to an extreme extent. Subject reprimanded.
Incident Report C:
On ██/██/██, [REDACTED], despite this [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject pleads not guilty.
Note from Dr. Gold: Any and all necrophilia was accidental.
Note from Doctor Itkin: Uh…
Incident Report D:
On ██/██/██, Dr. Gold and Agent Crowe [REDACTED] after a brief helicopter strafing run [REDACTED] corpse based meat shield [DATA EXPUNGED] CK-Class restructuring event.
Note from Agent Crowe: FIREDUCKS!
Incident Report E:
On ██/██/██, [REDACTED] followed shortly by a Hugatron attack [REDACTED] flaming hedgehog railgun, proving ineffective due to [REDACTED] before vanishing in pursuit of Crowe. However, [REDACTED] Dora the explorer encased in permafrost [REDACTED], but was then contacted by a local avocado via radio transmission.
Note from local avocado: Avocado is inside.
Incident Report F
[DATA EXPUNGED] opening a portal to an alternate dimension in which [REDACTED] "eye bleach had never been at a premium" [REDACTED] eventually deciding to forgive Jarvis for his crimes.
Note from Dr. Gold: I still vote for execution. I cannot forgive that. Whatever you do, don't tell Jarvis to google 'Ansatsu Kyoushitsu'. Not if you want to keep your sanity.
Incident Report G
During a mass panic scenario instigated by Dr. Gold at Site-██, [DATA EXPUNGED] lethally injuring three bystanders. Subject then proceeded to pull █████ off of the ladder and beat them to death with it. After twelve more minutes of utter chaos [REDACTED], interrupted by the arrival of MTF Nine Tailed Fox. Dr. Gold killed two squad members in the ensuing gunfight. Shortly after, Dr. Jack Bright arrived on scene and to the surprise of many began to defuse the situation. All combatants immediately laid down their arms. Dr. Gold was detained, and is currently being charged on three counts of first degree murder and four counts of manslaughter.
Note from Dr. Bright: There's a level of goofiness we are down with… when it gets to goofy, we just have to clear throats.
Note from Dr. Gold: Who are you and what have you done with the real Bright?
Incident Report H:
While organizing the shipment of a mango from ████, ████ to an undisclosed location Dr. Gold was ambushed by Agent Crowe who was in need of human blood for the signature of [REDACTED]; after a brief fountain pen duel Dr. Gold escaped through the long broken window before hijacking a bus. After Dr. Gold contacted security, Agent Crowe was restrained and reluctantly accepted a package of cow blood. Dr. Gold was later found at the crash site of a NASA rocket scheduled to launch ██/██/2020, claiming to have launched it himself. How he achieved this is currently unknown.
Note from Agent Crowe: This is not my blood.
Incident Report J:
Dr. Gold was found to have made a temporary alliance with Agent Crowe, starting an undeclared business referred to by Dr. Gold as "Gold & Crowe Spoon Melting". [REDACTED], though it was destroyed during Incident J-1 Dr. Gold admits to using it as a portal into a 'spoon dimension' and [REDACTED] deciding to melt down the products before it was discovered that [DATA EXPUNGED] after comparison to industrial grade iron. Dr. Gold then decided to establish trade with [REDACTED], hoping to trade the inferior spoons for [REDACTED] forks. This failed due to [REDACTED], causing Dr. Gold to fire and assault Agent Crowe. After this, Dr. Gold briefly collaborated with Dr. Storm in an attempt to trade with Marshal, Carter & Dark, however Gold & Crowe Spoon Melting was shut down in Incident J-1 before successful contact could be established.
Note from Dr. Storm: 392.64, for our average spoon rating. That'll buy us a Kaiju Caviar.