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Item #: SCP-5547
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5547 is to be kept in its charging dock while not in use. Only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with SCP-5547 (see document SCP-5547a). SCP-5547 is currently being stored in the 1st floor personnel break room and is monitored by a guard of security clearance level 3 at all times.
Description: Item SCP-5547 is a phone, the branding currently unknown. Upon unlocking the phone, a keyboard appears under a text entry box, and the user is prompted to enter the name of an object. Upon doing so, the object indicated is dispensed in the receptacle under the charging dock. Fifty-three initial test runs were performed (including requests for office supplies, mechanical equipment, replica items, as well consumable items such as food) and each one returned a success. Test runs with biological items such as flesh have succeeded, surprisingly, as it appears that SCP-5547 mainly delivers non-organic objects.
It is of note that after approximately thirty uses, the phone would automatically lock itself. After approximately 30 minutes, the phone seemed to have unlocked itself. It is also interesting to note that many objects too big to fit in the vending receptacle, or those taking up too much space, would be sized down to fit, and objects taking up too little space would be sized up to take up more space.
Testing is ongoing. As suggested, SCP-5547 was moved to the 1st floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture. Following incident 5547-01, a guard was stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it. It has been noted that this item is very similar to SCP-294.
Document SCP-5547a (regarding 5547-01): On September 13, 2008, Agent Sean ████ attempted to use Item SCP-5547 to obtain office supplies during his allotted break time at 4:20 PM. At the request of Agent ████ "to see what it would do", ████ requested "a monster worth of pencils" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Agent Sean ████ began running from the item and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After moving the unconscious agent to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the pencils dispensed by Item SCP-5547: a combination of flesh, wood chips, and pencil lead. Testing revealed that the amalgamation dispensed by SCP-5547 was animate, and reportingly moved toward Agent Sean ████.
The amalgamation was quickly disposed of, and the agent was reprimanded. Additional security measures for SCP-5547 have been recommended.
Addendum [SCP-5547j]: Researcher punched in (from a safe range) request for "anti-matter". The device beeped briefly, then displayed "NOT AVAILABLE" in text box. It is theorized that SCP-5547 has a limited range of availability, and cannot reach objects intergalactically. It has been noted that SCP-5547 is able to reach into alternate universes/dimensions.
[ Other SCP-5547 experiments have been requested not shown on file. ]
