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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained at Site-88 within a standard humanoid containment chamber. Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must wear an article of clothing devoid of any form of the wearer's identification. SCP-XXXX’s equipment is to be stored separately in an on-site storage locker. SCP-XXXX should not be allowed access to any forms of paper and stationery unless level 4 personnel grant permission for experimentation. Any claims made by SCP-XXXX are to be considered false or incorrect.

In the case of an incident involving SCP-XXXX, MTF Iota-10 (“Damn Feds”) is to be dispatched for the retrieval of all incarcerated personnel. MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") is to falsify and publish an article correcting the incident and a D-Class member of staff should be framed for this resultant scene, as to deflect suspicion from SCP-XXXX. All civilian personnel who are affected by SCP-XXXX are to be released from incarceration and administered Class C amnestics.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male, 1.9 meters tall, in their late 30's. SCP-XXXX wears a trench coat, whose fashion is consistent with that of a detective in the 1940s. SCP-XXXX identifies itself as "Detective Cornelius Cramer", and possesses an authentic 1940s New York Police Department badge that corroborates this1. According to eyewitness reports, SCP-XXXX frequently manifests with a duffle bag within its possession. Several items have been found within the duffle bag, such as:

  • a flashlight
  • a pair of rubber gloves
  • an unbranded ink pen
  • a notepad
  • a magnifying glass
  • an unbranded camera
  • an unbranded typewriter
  • law enforcement gear2

Anomalous effects manifest after SCP-XXXX sees a subject's facial features. Using its stationery, or any nearby writing tools should its stationery be absent and a piece of paper, SCP-XXXX begins to sketch a portrait of the subject's face. This is accompanied by a detailed report of the subject's 'crimes'. Approximately 4 to 72 hours later, a crime scene will manifest through unknown means to corroborate this report. However, this report is documented in a non-clinical tone, often depicting implausible scenarios in a near comical fashion. Such reports are stored in a leather briefcase (see Discovery section).


Discovery
From 07/11/19██ onwards, an unusually high number of absurd crimes were recorded in Brooklyn, New York. MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") was dispatched to investigate. SCP-XXXX exhibited reluctance to comply with Foundation orders but was eventually coerced into containment3. At various locations in Brooklyn, law enforcement officers discovered incriminating evidence against three MTF squad members, accusing them of murder, arson, and burglary.

Addendum XXXX-A
During the initial containment of SCP-XXXX, Agents confiscated the document briefcase. The following is seemingly the first report made by SCP-XXXX. The report is written about one Anthony Danitez, a civilian that had been incarcerated in 07/11/19██ for the alleged serial murders of 18 people at 960 5th Ave Apartment and was sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole.