Gravyy (Experimental)
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained at Site-88 within a standard humanoid containment chamber. Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must wear an article of clothing devoid of any form of the wearer's identification. SCP-XXXX’s equipment is to be stored separately in an on-site storage locker. SCP-XXXX should not be allowed access to any forms of paper and stationery unless lead researcher Dr. Yvard Shawnston grants permission for experimentation. Any claims made by SCP-XXXX are to be considered false or incorrect.

In the case of an incident involving SCP-XXXX, MTF Iota-10 (“Damn Feds”) is to be dispatched for the retrieval of all incarcerated personnel. MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings") is to falsify and publish an article correcting the incident and a D-Class member of staff should be framed for this resultant scene, as to deflect suspicion from SCP-XXXX. All civilian personnel who are affected by SCP-XXXX are to be released from incarceration and administered Class C amnestics.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male, 1.9 meters tall, in their late 30's. SCP-XXXX wears a trench coat, whose fashion is consistent with that of a detective in the 1940s. SCP-XXXX identifies itself as "Detective Cornelius Cramer", and possesses an authentic 1940s New York Police Department badge that corroborates this1. According to eyewitness reports, SCP-XXXX frequently manifests with a duffle bag within its possession. Several items have been found within the duffle bag, such as:

  • a flashlight
  • a pair of rubber gloves
  • an unbranded ink pen
  • a notepad
  • a magnifying glass
  • an unbranded camera
  • an unbranded typewriter
  • law enforcement gear2

Anomalous effects manifest after SCP-XXXX sees a subject's facial features. Using its stationery, or any nearby writing tools should its stationery be absent and a piece of paper, SCP-XXXX begins to sketch a portrait of the subject's face. This is accompanied by a detailed report of the subject's 'crimes'. Approximately 4 to 72 hours later, a crime scene will manifest through unknown means to corroborate this report. However, this report is documented in a non-clinical tone, often depicting implausible scenarios in a near comical fashion. Such reports are stored in a leather briefcase (see Addendum XXXX-A).

Addendum XXXX-A
During the initial containment of SCP-XXXX, Agents confiscated the document briefcase. The following is seemingly the first report made by SCP-XXXX. The report is written about one Anthony Danitez, a civilian that had been incarcerated in 07/11/19██ for the alleged serial murders of 18 people at 960 5th Ave Apartment and was sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole.

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Addendum XXXX-B
Various legal cases recorded over ██ years are confirmed to be a resultant of SCP-XXXX’s anomalous capabilities. The following logs and documents are an archive of all noteworthy SCP-XXXX events and activities.

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Footnotes