SCP - XXXX
SCP-XXXX.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be contained in a 3 m x 3 m x 5 m room inside a 10 cm x 10 cm x 5 cm Poly(methyl methacrylate) box. Upon transfer, SCP-XXXX must remain inside containment on a level mobile platform to avoid activating its anomalous effects.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small wooden triangle approximately 15 cm in perimeter and 1 inch in depth. The triangle has 15 holes drilled into it with 14 plastic golf tees: 4 white, 4 yellow, 3 red, and 3 blue. These golf tees are to be referred to as SCP-XXXX-G. Left alone, SCP-XXXX does not pose an immediate threat.
Anomalous effects become apparent once one or more of SCP-XXXX's golf tees are removed. Upon removal, the genetic DNA of the person who removed a golf tee is altered. The changes made are usually miniscule, as long as no more than 3 golf tees are removed. Once more than 3 tees are removed from SCP-XXXX, changes often become dangerous, or fatal.
There is a grace period of 9 minutes upon removal of any golf tee. Any changes made to a subject are to become permanent if the tees removed are not replaced before the grace period is over. Subjects who remove the any tees from SCP-XXXX must be the ones who return the tees to their rightful place. Changes will not be reverted if a golf tee is not returned.
After 9 minutes without contact of SCP-XXXX, all instances of SCP-XXXX-G will return to SCP-XXXX, thus sealing the permanent effects the subject has gained from taking SCP-XXXX-G.
Addendum: Testing Log 05/██/████
| Subject | Pieces Taken | Result | Notes |
| Dr.G████ | One | Dr.G████'s eyes transitioned from their usual blue color to a bright orange. "Woah, this is awesome! Can I keep them? Please?" | Any subject who wants to keep their genetic changes will be subdued and returned to their normal work schedule. |
| Agent Brooke ██████ | Two | Agent Brooke's hair was auburn prior to testing, but is now a highly reflective silver, like a mirror. A strand was plucked off for testing. Edit: After returning the instances of SCP-XXXX-G to SCP-XXXX, the strand taken from her head returned to its regular color and form. | Taking two SCP-XXXX-Gs and below seems to affect the subject's genetic structure from the nose and above. Further testing is to be considered at a later date. |
| Agent R████ | Three | Agent R████'s skin began to turn a myriad of colors, most of them were greyscales and whites, with a few splotches of black randomly assorted around the body. | Notes |
| D-██████ | Four | D-██████ showed no signs of external anomaly. However, he remained unresponsive to any verbal instruction. When D-██████ was tapped on the shoulder and given instruction, he responded by shouting "WHAT?" at the personnel. D-██████ was deaf. | Upon further investigation, D-██████'s eardrums have completely disappeared, as if he has never had them to begin with. Upon returning the SCP-XXXX-Gs, his eardrums returned just as healthy as they have left. |






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