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SCP-5967
Item #: SCP-5967
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [SCP-5967 appears to be a green LA-Z-BOY couch with a black hard to stretch puddy like substance inside the cushions. However attempting to pull the substance out of the couch cushions won't even work either. If someone gets close enough approximately starting at 5 feet away from SCP-5967 and if he/she waits 5 minutes the substance will come out from the cushions on the coach in a position as if its trying to sit there, the strange substance also has a stench of wood burning. If he/she continues to wait for another 5 minutes 5 feet away from SCP-5967 the black substance will start to form/shape itself to look like an old man with parts of his skeleton exposed ,the parts that are exposed are the top of his skull, his skeletal left hand, and both skeletal legs entirely. The forming/shaping process takes about 1 minute. After the forming/shaping process has stopped two white really bright lights will shine in both of SCP-5967's eye sockets, and the figure it has shaped into will be stuck to the coach. However a different strange anomalous event will happen if someone sits on SCP-5967,SCP-5967's strange black substance will have a 50% chance of doing one of the two:
#1 SCP-5967's black substance will form/shape itself into two deformed humanoid skeleton legs on the bottom of SCP-5967 approximately 3 1/2 feet away from each other in 5 seconds,then SCP-5967 will proceed to use its legs to walk were ever the person/thing sitting on it wants it to go.
#2 SCP-5967's black substance will pull at the person's body into the cushions,but oddly enough the victim can fit inside the cushions somehow without having any injures. The victim will then be transported to a black void with an 1970's television set in front of them playing a random NFL football game. Every time a football game ends another random NFL football game will appear in a infinite loop,However this can be stopped by destroying or breaking the television set and is the only way. If the victim goes past the television set multiple voices will start to be heard saying thing's like "just one more game" and the victim will be pulled back slowly by an unseen force. If the victim keeps walking they will find a very dark doorway. If the victim continues into the door way the force will get stronger and will start to try to explode the victims head, victims head will be exploded if they don't go back or go through the doorway completely in 10 seconds. After the victim goes through the door way they will be transported 7 feet away from SCP-5967 escaping the strange dimension.
SCP-5967 is in its normal state were you can't see the black substance witch is after 5 days of the figure sitting on the coach and the substance slowly oozes back in to coach cushions
SCP-5967 is in a hostile state when he/she is 5 feet away from it for 10 minutes and a figure of an old man is formed sitting on the coach with white glowing lights in its eye socket's.
SCP-5967 is in its bored state when two skeletal humanoid arms are being formed at the side of the two different arm rests on the coach and two humanoid skeletal legs are being formed on the bottom of the coach 3 1/2 feet away from each other and it starts to walk around were ever it wants.
when SCP-5967 is in its hostile state and if the victim waits 10 seconds the figure on SCP-5967 will slowly start to get up and walk towards the victim and attempt to touch the victim. touching the victim will make it so a tiny part of the black substance on SCP-5967 will depart from SCP-5967 and slither its way quickly towards the victim and going inside the victims nose, or mouth. Making the victim extremely tired and being tempted to sit on SCP-5967. SCP-5967 gets very hostile when someone tries to put SCP-5967 in a cage or when he is locked up inside something. And SCP-5967 also appears to be very hostile when someone is trying to take a picture of it.]
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Addendum: [in 2017 the ZIM police station got a call from a 74 year old lady. she was very upset about what she saw and were shaking.holding her cell phone up she tried to speak but didn't know what to say, the horrific scene she saw was not normal. She]
