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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. SCP-XXXX is allowed a small desk with a standard site chair, which should be changed once a week for inspection for damages. SCP-XXXX should be monitored at the time frame of 18:00-21:30, where SCP-XXXX prepares to fall unconscious, and, due to SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties, it should be tied down to the bed until 06:00 (see Addendum), where a facility guard or researcher must untie SCP-XXXX. As well as this, no hot objects, including food, should ever be allowed inside SCP-XXXX's chamber, for the entity's own health.

SCP-XXXX should not be interacted with, to avoid the activation of the entity's anomalous property. Any testing of SCP-XXXX should be sanctioned by Clearance Level 3 or higher, and any interviews conducted should have at least two facility guards stationed at the doors, until the interview is concluded. SCP-XXXX should be kept on suicide watch for the next 4 months, until he is deemed mentally stable enough to be moved back into Cell Block G.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a bald humanoid of European descent, weighing roughly 81kg, and is 1.93m tall, with blue eyes. SCP-XXXX has been diagnosed with moderate depression and anxiety, by Dr. ████████, after an attempted suicide attempt (see interview logs XXXX-13). SCP-XXXX possesses the abnormal ability to do any action incorrectly, excluding walking, speaking, and picking up certain objects, which seem to be random, and to no choice of SCP-XXXX. When failing any task, SCP-XXXX expresses extreme grief, and often has a period of 2-4 hours where the entity refuses to speak or move from the location of its failure. SCP-XXXX is extremely docile, even after being insulted, or attacked, he does not seem to feel emotionally damaged by anything that is said to him. However, from interviews, calling him by his subject name, SCP-XXXX, tends to irritate him, and he prefers to be called a range of male names. Some include, "Clyde" , "Jeremy", "Billy" and other names.

SCP-XXXX has shown no irregular brain abnormalities in multiple CT scans, and there seems to be no reason to why he fails at many basic tasks. Dr. █████████ has tested for: bipolar disorder, split personality disorder, and other various mental disorders, and they have all tested negative.

Interview Log: SCP-XXXX-13 Interview Log

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. █████████
Foreword: Almost every interview has resulted in this type of way.

<Begin Log, 13:25>

Dr.█████████: Hello SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: Hey man. *SCP-XXXX attempts to shake Dr.█████████'s hand, but fails and hits him in the face.*

Dr.█████████: [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED]

SCP-XXXX: [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED] man… I'm so sorry… I'm just useless man, you know that.
Dr. █████████: It's… it's fine, SCP-XXXX. So, how are you?

SCP-XXXX: But it [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED] ISN'T! WHAT'S THE POINT OF YOU BEING HERE IF YOU JUST GET [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED] SMACKED IN THE FACE EVERY TIME!

SCP-XXXX raises his voice from a shout to a scream, and two facility guards prepare to restrain him.
SCP-XXXX: I'm… just useless… there's no point in you doing this interview… we both know it. You're gonna go back, talk to you're little [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED] scientist friends, and we're both gonna go away feeling empty, sad, and completely lon-
Dr.█████████: *sigh* Enough. interview is over, SCP-XXXX. The guards will now escort you back to your cell.

SCP-XXXX begins to start crying.
> SCP-XXXX: Wait man, I… I didn't mean it. Come on… you don't have to stop it now, s-see, I'm clam- calm [EXPLETIVE EXPUNGED]!

<End Log, [13:30]>

Closing Statement: After the interview, SCP-XXXX grabbed a pen in Dr. █████████'s pocket and attempted to slit his own throat, resulting in him being restrained by two facility guards waiting outside the chamber. At 18:32, SCP-XXXX attempted to slit his own throat with his nails, resulting in him being strapped to his bed for the rest of the day.

Addendum: After a situation on 03/10/██, where SCP-XXXX, after an interview, attempted to close his own cell door, resulting in a brief power outage that destroyed numerous lights in Cell Block J, he has been given the Euclid rating for his "utterly random and accidentally dangerous" behaviour.