guywithahat

Item Description: A basketball hoop that cannot, by any means, have an object be passed through it. Attempts are always prevented by unnatural events, the extremity of which increase with the probability of the success of any given attempt. The object came to the Foundation's attention after noting the high number of injuries sustained near the object and the consistent nil score of a particular team in a game involving the object.
Date of Recovery: █/█/199█
Location of Recovery: ██████ High School, Canada.
Current Status: Site-██, in a Safe-class containment locker.
Notes: I've tried this thing, it'd give Michael Jordan a run for his money.