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SCP: 6008
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6008 is to be kept in Site 19 in a circular room no bigger than 20 feet in diameter. With the exception of research no personnel are to make any contact with SCP-6008 or any of the SCP-6008-1 instances, however, any requests of videotapes of any of the more entertaining games that SCP-6008 undergoes are allowed to be distributed if the Site overseer seems it fit. SCP-6008 is to be monitored at all times VIA video recording tapes, any changes in behavior of any of the 6008-1 entries are to be recorded and reported. Four 3 2 more chairs are left for testing purposes, only permission for the O5-Council is to allow researchers to use one of SCP-6008’s chairs.
Description: SCP-6008 is a customized poker table with 8 chairs designed after the Vintage 60’s model poker table designed in the year 1994. Seven sets of poker cards and chips are contained within SCP-6008 and in the case that any of the cards or chips are damaged, SCP-6008 will fully restore them when all contact with SCP-6008 is broken, with the exception of SCP-6008-1 instances. Six instances of SCP-6008-1 surround SCP-6008 within the chairs provided by SCP-6008 and will play casual games of poker at all times unless the poker sets are damaged, if the poker sets are damaged all instances of SCP-6008-1 will wait until SCP-6008 has repaired the poker sets. The SCP-6008-1 instances all appear to be very happy and always make mostly friendly conversations with one another. On rare occurrences during a game, one instance of SCP-6008-1 will assume that another is cheating, during these occurrences the two instances of SCP-6008-1 will dispute with one another in a comedic fashion until one of the instances of SCP-6008-1 admits that they either wrongfully accused the other, or that they were cheating, these “scuffles” can last up to 24 hours. SCP-6008-1 instance persists of 2 African-America males, 2 Caucasian-American males, 1 Japanese female, and 1 Caucasian-American female. All subjects that make contact with any of the poker sets contained within SCP-6008 will enter a dazed state and take one of the chairs provided by SCP-6008, from this point all subjects that make contact with SCP-6008 will be designated as SCP-6008-1. All instances of SCP-6008-1 that are newly instated will take one of the chairs and wait for the other instances to finish their game, once the instances of SCP-6008-1 finish their game, the new instance of SCP-6008-1 will introduce themselves and join the game. All instances have the anomalous ability to produce James brand beer through unknown means, instances have been found to retrieve James brand beer through a small hole under the SCP-6008 table that automatically replenishes through unknown means. All instances of SCP-6008-1 need no nourishment of any kind nor do they need to excrete any waste. Attempts to converse with SCP-6008-1 instances have all been meet with the SCP-6008-1 instances asking if the subjects would like to “play a few rounds”. All attempts to identify the instances of SCP-6008-1 (aside from the D-Class the foundation has used for testing) have all been met with failure. All attempts of getting SCP-6008-1 instances out of their chairs have been met with failure.
SCP-6008 and the SCP-6008-1 instances came under the Foundation’s custody when SCP-6008 and 3 of the SCP-6008-1 instances where discovered in an abandoned brewery in Tarboro, Rocky Mount, South North Carolina that was marked for demolition and one of the demolition workers came under the influence of SCP-6008, at which the Foundation was notified.
