haha-loloff1
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be broken and studied. How SCP-XXXX-1 instances function is currently unknown.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon in which it changes the physical appearance of wind turbines over the course of 3 to 14 days. After 11 to 19 days, turbines effected by SCP-XXXX will also become sentient and able to move their ‘propellers’ by themselves, at which point they are classified as SCP-XXXX-1. If an SCP-XXXX-1 gets broken and rebuilt, it’s anomalous properties will demanifest.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances will ‘attack’ humans by strangling them using their ‘propellers’. If an SCP-XXXX-1 instance can’t ‘attack’ humans, it will instead do this to other objects such as animals and buildings. SCP-XXXX-1 instances will always be made of stainless steel, no matter what material the original wind turbine was. SCP-XXXX-1 instances can generate letters on the bottom of themselves to communicate.

Addendum XXXX:

Dr. Jackalo: Hello, umm, Jack, do you call yourself?
SCP-XXXX-1-2: YES
Dr. Jackalo: Ok, do you mind if I call you SCP-XXXX-1-2?
SCP-XXXX-1-2 Jack: YES
Dr. Jackalo: Uhh, ok, it says here that, uhh-
Jack: NO SHUT UP
Dr. Jackalo: Uhh, what?
Jack: SHUT UP I REALLY DONT CARE IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO BE CALLED JACK AND NEITHER DO THEY
Dr. Jackalo: They? Who’s they?
Jack: I AM ANNOYED DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME
Dr. Jackalo: Woah there, why exactly are you annoyed?
Jack: DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME PLS I WILL NOT HESI-
Dr. Jackalo: Hes- hes what?
Jack: ITATE TO ATTACK YOU UNTIL YOUR GUTS COME-
Dr. Jackalo: What? Come what?
Jack: SPILLING OUT OF YOUR ENTIRE BODY SO YOU B-
Dr. Jackalo: Continue.
Jack: LEED TO DEATH SO THEN YOU GO X.X
[INTERVIEW ENDED]