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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Clearance: /2 Restricted
Disruption Class: Dark
Risk Class: Danger
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment area of any size. To decrease the odds of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX should be given access to ‘sleep_command’ or ‘code:_45aA4’ every 24 hours.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, 1.8 meters in height however, this can be adjusted by inputting ‘change_height[variable=true]’ or ’code:_456a4’. SCP-XXXX is also 12lbs in weight and can be adjusted by inputting ‘change_weight[variable=true]’ or ’code:_456a5’ See ‘Command Log’1 for more commands.

SCP-XXXX has a small ABCDE keyboard located around it’s heart and a small screen located above the keyboard but not touching it. When a viable command2 is entered on the keyboard, the below equation comes up on the screen.

(1)
\begin{align} \rho _{\rm GJ} = -\sigma (r) \left[ (1 - \eta _{\ast }^2 {\kappa \over {\eta ^3}}) \cos \chi \right. + \left. {3\over 2} \theta (\eta) H(\eta) \xi \sin \chi \cos \phi \right] \end{align}

When asked about this equation, SCP-XXXX will respond saying, “It’s simple maths. I can do it easily.” When asked to do this equation, SCP-XXXX will shake it’s head without responding.

Any typed text saying SCP-XXXX or any of it’s viable commands will turn red automatically and disappear after one (1) month. For this reason, this file has to be updated every month. If it is not possible to change the text to red, the text will be completely overwritten with the text, “[PLEASE STAND BY”. SCP-XXXX has been found to have small wires and computer chips in it’s body, instead of any internal organs.

Command Log:

Command Name: glow_red
Command Code: code:67677
Usage: SCP-XXXX’s eyes will glow red for 24 hours. Changing ‘red’ will change the colour that SCP-XXXX’S eyes change.

Command Name: print_out[nearest_printer=false | on-screen=true]_pi
Command Code: N/A
Usage: On SCP-XXXX’s screen, the numbers ‘3.1415926535’, these are the first 11 digits of pi

Command Name: die
Command Code: N/A, presumably to not accidentally be triggered by entering random digits
Usage: Excluding the activator, the nearest person to SCP-XXXX at the time will instantly die. The cause of death is unknown.

Command Name: destruction/defense_mode[always_currently_on=false]_activate]
Command Code: N/A, presumably to not accidentally be triggered by entering random digits
Usage: Enters ‘Defense Mode’3 In ‘Defense Mode’ SCP-XXXX will attack any living being using basic or complex weapons and attempt to terminate it.

Command Name: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Command Code: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Usage: The universe ‘reboots’ and everything resets. SCP-XXXX itself seems to be immune to this effect as it claims this command has been used 3 times.

Defense Mode Experiment Log:
Subject: D-9281
Weapon Given: Small Kitchen Knife
Result: SCP-XXXX stabbed D-9281 in the heart. Subject terminated.

Subject: D-0891
Weapon Given: SCP-3108
Result: SCP-XXXX refused to use SCP-3108. Subject survived.

Subject: SCP-007
Weapon Given: Test Declined
Result: Test Declined

Subject: SCP-096
Weapon Given: SCP-3118 and 22 ammunition
Note: This test was used both to see how strong SCP-XXXX is and to see what, if anything, SCP-096 eats.
Result: SCP-XXXX shot a bullet at SCP-096’s head. SCP-096 never reacted to SCP-XXXX looking at it and SCP-3118-2 didn’t manifest. Subject survived.

Subject: One (1) Rattus norvegicus (Brown Rat)
Weapon Given: None
Result: SCP-XXXX strangled the subject. Subject terminated.

Subject: One (1) Cricetinae (Hamster)
Weapon Given: AK-47, no ammunition
Result: SCP-XXXX used three (3) of the 21 ammunition left from a previous experiment and shot the subject three (3) times in it’s head. Subject terminated.

Subject: One (1) Panthera tigris
Weapon Given: None, all previous weapons taken away
Result: SCP-XXXX ran away from the subject. Subject survived.

Subject: SCP-682
Weapon Given: A variety including an iron dagger, an assault rifle (with 121 standard ammunition), etc.
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Notes: Note to self, don’t use SCP-XXXX with SCP-682 - Dr. Jackalo