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CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a storage chamber at Site-19. Any access to SCP-XXXX is to be approved by personnel with a Level 2 Clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a book titled, ‘The Extreme(ly Helpful) Dictionary!™’ published by Scholastic and written by ███████ ████. Inside of SCP-XXXX there is a single page reading, “Hello reader! This is The Extreme(ly Helpful) Dictionary!™ Try thinking of a word you don’t know the meaning of then run your finger across this page! Just wait 24 hours and see the results!”
Running a finger across this page will at first do nothing, but after 24 hours, a piece of paper will appear in a 10m radius of the subject’s location after the 24 hours have passed, saying the definition of the word(s) the subject was thinking of at the time. Along with the definition, there is usually a message. If they weren’t thinking of any word at the time, no anomalous abilities come into effect.
Test Log:
Format:
Subject: [the person who used SCP-XXXX]
Definition: [what shown up on the piece of paper]
Notes: [any optional notes]
Subject: Dr. King
Definition:
Apple
Definition(s):
1. noun (botany) | The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2. noun (botany) | The tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
Seed
1. noun (botany) | The substance which usually produces flowers.
2. noun (sports) | of a number of stronger competitors in a sports tournament who have been assigned a specified position in an ordered list with the aim of ensuring that they do not play each other in the early rounds.
3. verb (sports) | Give (a competitor) the status of seed in a tournament.
4. noun (science | geology) | small crystal introduced into a liquid to act as a nucleus for crystallization.
Hope this helps!
Notes: “EVEN DICTIONARIES HATE ME!” - Dr. King
Subject: Dr. Bright
Definition: lux
1. noun (science | misc.) | The SI unit of illuminance, equal to one lumen per square metre.
You never thought of it, I know. It’s just funny though.
Notes: This test implies that SCP-XXXX is sentient and has a basic sense of humour
Subject: D-███████
Definition: How Do You Escape From An Entire Facility?
1. noun (book): ‘How Do You Escape From An Entire Facility?’ is a book by Mr. You-Know-How (fake name) detailing how to escape from jail.
Notes: D-███████ was terminated.
Subject: D-███████
Definition: how
adverb | In what way or manner; by what means.
Subject: D-███████
Definition: Archon
1. translation | Translation of Greek word, ἄρχων. Means ‘ruler’.
2. object classification | Can be contained but shouldn’t be.
Safe (object classification)
1. see above | Easy to contain.
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