SCP-XXXX
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a titanium cross path area with four (4) doors. The doors must always be locked unless SCP-XXXX is stressed. In such a case, the doors are to be unlocked but still closed until SCP-XXXX is calmed. To prevent containment breaches, one (1) security guard is to stand outside each door.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a male Homo sapien, formerly known as Andy █████████. SCP-XXXX is capable of speech, however, will never attempt to talk unless he is told to do so. SCP-XXXX displays no anomalous effects until feeling strong emotions. Below is a guide on the anomalous effects corespondent do the emotion.

  • Joy - SCP-XXXX will stick to any yellow object until it stops feeling happy
  • Sorrow - SCP-XXXX will start crying uncontrollably, creating a small puddle that drowns anyone who touches it, which disappears when SCP-XXXX stops feeling sad
  • Anger / Annoyance - SCP-XXXX will become impervious to heat and become extremely cold without lowering it’s body temperature until it stops feeling angry
  • Fear - SCP-XXXX will become impervious to feeling sub zero temperatures and become extremely hot without boosting it’s body temperature until it stops feeling scared
  • Envy - [DATA EXPUNGED]

Upon further examination, it is shown that SCP-XXXX has 5 separate brains.

Addendum:

Interviewer: Dr. Smith (via drone)
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
Dr. Smith: SCP-XXXX, can you see a drone above you?
SCP-XXXX: I can.
Dr. Smith: Alright, don’t touch it, understood?
SCP-XXXX: Understood.
Dr. Smith: OK. Are you aware where you are?
SCP-XXXX: Sure am!
Dr. Smith: Good. Just in case you don’t know, yo-
SCP-XXXX: The SCP Foundation, I’m locked up in up in here because I’m potentially dangerous, yada-yada-yada.
Dr Smith: Great! (at this point, the drone was breaking) Wait a second, I think I’m going.
SCP-XXXX: Where? Can I—
Interview ended due to technical difficulties