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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: At some point in time, SCP-613 and SCP-426 were used together in an experiment at the Foundation. A member made bread, SCP-613-1, per the instructions given by SCP-613. When the sapient bread was baked and cooled, the same member cut an end slice off of the bread and put inside of SCP-426. The result was what was what has appeared to be a slice of toast, but in reality, it was so much more.

The bread, like SCP-426, introduced itself in first person and refused to be referred to in any other way. However, it takes much longer to assert it's dominance and influence. It also is super-sapient and even more intelligent than man. No IQ test has been able to accurately pinpoint the intelligence of Toast, but it is very apparent that Toast.
(More interesting facts to come: this is a VERY basic draft of what I hope is a weird, intersting idea!)

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