hanglooze 5

SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid

This file, when read by a Class-D personnel, gives them ebola. This file used to contain nothing but a lunch menu, but now it is an SCP file of itself, due to the fact that right after reading this "menu", Class-D-[DATA EXPUNGED] started exhibiting ebola for no reason. Strangely, anyone but Class-D who reads this lunch menu turns out just fine. This ebola only spreads between Class-D personnel. Because you are probably not a Class-D, I, [DATA EXPUNGED], shall give you the lunch menu.

TUESDAYS:
Beef Casserole
Cabbage
SCP-500 attempted duplicate
Pie
Ham