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Item #: SCP-5913
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5913 is to be kept in a 25 by 25 foot room at exactly 94° Fahrenheit (34.4444° Celsius) and to be monitored when in close proximity with any human. It must be left with a specific small metal fork refereed to as SCP-5913-C.
Description: SCP-5913-A is a Safe class object which resembles a standard size bowl of penne pasta with tomato sauce. The object was discovered in ████████, California after a man supposedly went insane after eating a bite of pasta. The pasta has been identified as Barrilla brand pasta, however no similar cases regarding this brand have been found.
Other than its ability to drive people insane, SCP-5913-A has been caught tampering with security camera footage. Upon closer inspection, the recorded footage on the camera was suddenly stopped, and the music video for Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley began playing. Similar events have happened to researchers when attempting to record or take pictures of the strange bowl of pasta. SCP-5913-B refers to any video or picture of Rick Astley that comes as a result of SCP-5913-D.
Another strange ability of SCP-5913-A is its ability to be angered. While angered, it is refereed to as SCP-5913-B. When angered, it begins emitting a high frequency sound. Scientists have concluded that the sound can have long term effects such as hearing loss. To keep SCP-5913-A happy, it must be accompanied by SCP-5913-C. Scientists determined that SCP-5913-C was just an ordinary fork, but it happened to be SCP-5913-A's favorite.
