A short compilation of rejected item requests

-Dr ██████
Subject: We need to fix that hole in space.

Proposition

Subject: Please fix that fucking wall. It just tore a hole in the Space Time Continuum. Fix it.
-Dr ██████

Response

No, you fix it. You decide to play around with Antimatter, you get the repercussions.
-05 Council

Template:
Document #
Date: ██/██/20██
Item request: [INCLUDE DETAILS]
Reason: [WHY REQUEST WAS SUBMITTED]
Response: [INCLUDE REASON FOR REJECTION]
Addendum:[EXTRA NOTES]

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Document #7
Date: ██/██/20██
Item request: Tub of Butter, marzipan and a hand-grenade.
Reason: "For science."
Response: Denied.
Addendum: I honestly don't know, and i honestly don't care. Just, reject this now.

Document #83
Date: ██/██/20██
Item request: Liquid Cocaine from SCP-261
Reason: N/A
Response: Denied.
Addendum: Due to recent exploitation of the SCP, we are considering deploying a product lock on SCP-261

Document #69
Date: ██/██/20██
Item request: Semen
Reason: [DATA REDACTED UNDER 05 COMMAND]
Response: Why? Denied.
Addendum: Why would you drink this?! Why would anyone consider drinking this?!

Document #32
Date: ██/██/20██
Item request: A gun.
Reason: "Look man. We're in a dangerous environment, we need protection."
Response: Denied.
Addendum: Shooting SCP's is not okay. We're not America.

Document #86
Date: ██/██/20██
Item request: Antimatter
Reason: "Im wondering if it would be possible to make antimatter pants."
Response: Denied After a long talk with Dr.█████ we have decided to allow him to experiment as long as he cleans up after himself.
Addendum: He just, destroyed site-███.

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