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In which the staff-related works of one HarryBlank are preserved for posterity, whether posterity wants them or not.

Date	Strange Thing Done
11/18/20	Joined Collections Team as Junior Staff
11/18/20	Added: Catching Up; Looking Forward; Cleaning House to the Collections database
11/19/20	Added: The Significant Others, Part "A"; The Significant Others, Part "B"; Friday; Halloween at S&C Plastics; And I Feel Fine; Life in the Multiverse; Attack of the Keter Skeeters!; Four Seconds, Low-Pitched; Nacho Business; Playing with Flames; Local Legends; Unscience: Leafers; Dance the Danse; A Very Bailey Christmas; Tax Man; A Multi-Universal Affair; Bugs in the Process; Sun (Sister) and Moon (Champion); The Bowe Decommission, Part One; The Bowe Decommission, Part Two; The Bowe Decommission, Part Three; The B&B Decommission; Scenes from a Comprehensive Clusterfuck; Broken Bowe; Moose on the Loose; A Tale in Which a Recap is Disguised as Character Interactions; There's Magic in the Air; Give It!; Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean to the Collections database
11/19/20	Added: Dead Dogs, Magic Mounties; Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask; Off the Road, Off the Rails; I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire; A Face Too Young To Be Mine; The Taking of Dr. Sinclair; Nobody's Observations on Rejected Nobody Applications; Nobody Prays for February; #LetTheFactoryFail; A Transfer of Responsibility; Black Autumn 3: Discordant Anthology Hub; Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?; Shut It Down; Tangled Web; Dr.Coolbad Destroys the Economy; Sariling Dugo't Bakal to the Collections database
11/20/20	Added: The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas; Time Crime in Greater Wisconsin - A Primer; Satyr's Reign; Closure; Happy Howlidays; Coyotl; Fools of Us All; The Great Site-87 Bakesale; You Can Check Out Any Time You Want...; Corvophobia; Here Comes the Boogeyman; Pictures of Plastic People; Bloody Pulps and Vines; Following The Leylines; Scarecrow Factory; Unshelved to the Collections database
11/21/20	Added: ...But You Can Never Leave; It's Just A Jump To The Left; A Brief Flashback; Equinox's Rise; Autumn's End; Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM!; Tight Bookshelves; Bottom Floor; Opening Credits; Regular documents from the Iconography Division; The Hanging Tree; The List of Wonders; The Seeker; The Book; The Word; Addressing the Second to the Collections database
11/22/20	Added Aces and Eights; The Witch's Hut to the Collections database
11/23/20	Added From A Burning Screen; Of Goats and Sloths and Flu; Playing Dress-Up; Holes Shaped Like People; The Superior Incident: Debriefing; S & C Phonies; ...and Knock 'Em Down; Set 'Em Up...; Movie Night to the Collections database
11/24/20	Added Free Falling; Rock Bottom; 12 Hours in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin to the Collections database
11/25/20	Added Family Reunion; The Doom That Came To Theatre Six; Black Autumn II: Rise Of the Pit Sloth Hub; Roll Credits; A Christmas Caterwaul; S & C Plastics Actually Does Their Job; Starlow Grocery to the Collections database
11/26/20	Added There's a Job For Everyone; The Bed Salesman: A Brief Interlude; Dr. King Turns Everyone at S&C Plastics into Appleseeds; S&C Paper; Wait, Did You Mean The Movie Or Pulp Magazines; The Many Business Ventures of S & C Plastics; Crying Over Coffee; A Hero I Would Be; After-Action Reports: Incident 4683-Omega "The Apple Crisp Crisis"; Entangled In An Interdimensional Spirally Dance; The Tale With No Name; Rise Of The Human Resources; In the Pit, Before the Storm to the Collections database
11/27/20	Added Bad End; The Amityville Triumph; An Apple a Day... to the Collections database
11/27/20	Added That's My Jam!; The Shark, Pt.1 to the Collections database
11/28/20	Added Issue 100; Automata Et Cetera; Facts Concerning Team Fifteen of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book; Send in the Clowns; The Rest of the Story; And Now, He is Gone; Stupendous Containment Procedures; Implanting God to the Collections database
11/29/20	Added Unusual Happenings; Another Boring Night to the Collections database
11/30/20	Added flotsam; Winners Don't Do Drugs to the Collections database
12/01/20	Added Golden Horde Blues; Golden Horde Funk; A Concrete Shrine; What Am I?; Crunch Is A Beautiful Sound; Anniversary; The SCP-173 Christmas Eve Spectacular!; Now watch and learn, here's the deal...; Empathy; Exhibitionist Fantasising; The Original; Blood Is Thicker Than Water; It's just paint, right? to the Collections database
12/02/20	Added Hunted; Re: The Statue to the Collections database
12/03/20	Added Eating Crow; Himinbjöerg; Rebar Nightmares; The First, the Last; Ars Gratia Artis; On the Home Front to the Collections database
12/04/20	Added The One Who Devours Souls; I Am Ready; In the Land of the Blind; Patina to the Collections database
12/05/20	Added Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation; Ground Control to the Collections database
12/06/20	Added Opossum; The Pond to the Collections database
12/07/20	Added The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor; Triumph to the Collections database
12/09/20	Added The Taste of Leaves to the Collections database
12/10/20	Added Crier to the Collections database
12/11/20	Added Sunday Service to the Collections database
12/12/20	Added Please, Say My Name to the Collections database
01/01/21	Added The Taking of Dr. Sinclair; The Woman Who Wasn't There; Friends Of Us Never Die to the Collections database
01/01/21	Have now added more to the Collections database than anybody else. Happy New Year!
01/02/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 28 new tales
01/02/21	Added Dr. Cimmerian Hits Reply All; The Huron Carol; Character Development; Georgian Gothic to the Collections database
01/03/21	Added Never Fight a Land War in the Peloponnese; Fox Hunt; Thank You For Your Time to the Collections database
01/04/21	Added Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha; SCP-9005-2; Many Happy Regards; Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana to the Collections database
01/05/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 3 new tales
01/05/21	Added Who Framed Ralph Roget?; Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials; Incident Report WP-1; Loyal to the Cause; Visions of a Better World to the Collections database
01/06/21	Added DISRUPTION; Catch Your Death to the Collections database
01/07/21	Added The Woven Man; The Long Con to the Collections database
01/07/21	Updated the Collections database with the initial entry for two tales
01/07/21	Added Learn to Live to the Collections database
01/09/21	Added Pan-Wotcher to the Collections database
01/09/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 2 new tales
01/09/21	Added The Moloch Mentality to the Collections database
01/10/21	Added Mr. Parker to the Collections database
01/11/21	Added Worst Case Scenario; .::Only |n Drea{{m}}s--; Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations to the Collections database
01/12/21	Added White Knight; Acquisition Log SCP-███-█; Transcript of Meeting, June 2 1972; Change; Origin of Clef; Sparks of Creativity to the Collections database
01/13/21	Added Clean Sweep; Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas; Game Day: Imago; Game Day: Preliminaries; A Circus for MC&D Ltd; Spring Cleaning; Recorded; Betrayal Will Not Save You to the Collections database
01/14/21	Added Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat to the Collections database
01/15/21	Added Game Day Part 1: Smilers to the Collections database
01/16/21	Added The Glorious and Everlasting Victory of Pablo Foxenflower over the Traitorous Lazarus Wyrm to the Collections database
01/17/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 6 new tales
01/17/21	Added Meanwhile, in Australia to the Collections database
01/18/21	Updated the Collections database with the initial entry for 1 new tale
01/18/21	Added The Word Serpent to the Collections database
01/21/21	Added ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED; Command-Query Separation; Superencipherment; Clock Multiplier; Null-terminating String; Last Days at Camp to the Collections database
01/22/21	Added Hello World to the Collections database
01/25/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 10 new tales
01/25/21	Added Not My Sloths, Not My Pit to the Collections database
01/26/21	Updated the Collections database with the initial entry for 1 new tale
01/26/21	Added A Girl, With A Crown, And A Sceptor; The Death of an Arcadian to the Collections database
01/29/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 4 new tales
01/29/21	Added If You Don't Know the Words; Spreadsheets & Railcars to the Collections database
01/30/21	Added Audio Log 185-53; A Working Lunch; Game Day Phase 2: "...And Then I Saw The Light"; Like Clockwork; Antivirus; Reflections to the Collections database
01/31/21	Added The Light At The End Of The Tunnel; Getting Under His Skin to the Collections database
02/02/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 3 new tales
02/02/21	Added Reflecting On the Past; The Green Machine to the Collections database
02/03/21	Added Transgender Dysphoria Blues; Activity Documentation File 33-N "Red Insurgency" to the Collections database
02/03/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 4 new tales
02/03/21	Added Ready or Not... to the Collections database
02/07/21	Added Pinpricks to the Collections database
02/08/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 2 new tales
02/11/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 8 new tales
02/11/21	Added Of Lovataar and Liberation and Losing the Plot to the Collections database
02/12/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 2 new tales
02/12/21	Added ...Here I Come to the Collections database
02/19/21	Added Cornelius the Collector; When It Rains, It Pours to the Collections database
02/20/21	Added SCP-5057 Additional Documentation; Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?; We Just Make Toys to the Collections database
02/24/21	Added The Good Work to the Collections database
03/11/21	Defended my dissertation. Back to work!
03/12/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 28 new tales
03/13/21	Added Spread the Word; Dissertation to the Collections database
03/31/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 46 new tales. Damn, JamCon, calm down!
04/06/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 32 new tales, most of them shitposts.
04/06/21	Added Portraits Of Your Father; Game Day Part 1: Mastication, Deglutition, Emesis; Game Day Phase 2: Second Language to the Collections database
04/21/21	Joined Licensing Team as Junior Staff
04/21/21	Added licensing information for A Day Notable to Nobody; Agent Buggeman's Personnel File
04/23/21	Added licensing information for A History of Reaction; A History of the Arcadia Logo' Alan's Author Page; ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED!; Command-Query Separation; Superencipherment
04/24/21	Added licensing information for Clock Multiplier; Null-terminating String
05/04/21	Daily work resumes, dissertation really truly done and dusted
05/04/21	Added Tunneling Between Worlds; F U B A R to the Collections database
05/04/21	Added licensing information for Church of the Broken God Hub; Church of the Second Hytoth Hub
05/05/21	Added licensing information for Comedown Machine Hub; Come Together. Right Now. Over me.; Coming Down
05/05/21	Added A Breath of Fresh Air: Inhale; Discovered Attack to the Collections database
05/06/21	Added licensing information for Clown Town
05/06/21	Added Defence; Whack-a-Mole to the Collections database
05/06/21	Added licensing information for Dr. Marcus L. Crassus' Personnel File
05/07/21	Added Danimals to the Collections database
05/08/21	Can't do shit today because Wikidot is finally giving up the ghost
05/09/21	Added licensing information for SCP-5776; Consent Form 3436-A; Pozz
05/09/21	Added PLACEHOLDER; BLANK to the Collections database
05/10/21	Added CAST to the Collections database
05/12/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Bakugo!; Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
05/12/21	Added I, Ihp; Perennial Ritual, Offering Maiden to the Collections database
05/14/21	Answered a licensing query.
05/15/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Caddy!; Critter Profile: Davy Bones!
05/15/21	Added A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King; My Mother's Roses to the Collections database
05/16/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Gabby!; Critter Profile: Genghis!
05/17/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Maya!; Critter Profile: Midas!
05/17/21	Added The Orb is the Key; Year Of The Many to the Collections database
05/18/21	Added Angle of Attack; Splinters to the Collections database
05/18/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Otis!; Critter Profile: Potoooooooo!
05/20/21	Added Housework; The Other Side to the Collections database
05/22/21	Added licensing information for YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW YET
05/22/21	Added The Lamest Story Never Told to the Collections database
05/23/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Ringo!; Critter Profile: Sampson!
05/24/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: The Polar Bear!; Critter Profile: Vizzie!
05/25/21 — 05/28/21	Bravely volunteered to not do staff work so as to prevent the site from collapsing during 6k and oh shit editing this page isn't helping is it fuck
05/29/21	Added licensing information for Critter Profile: Wobbles!; Critter Profile: Zargoth, DESTROYER OF DIMENSIONS!
05/31/21	Added licensing information for Cuteness On Main!; Cygnus
06/02/21	Added God Damn It, Every One!; I'll Be Home For Christmas... to the Collections database
06/03/21	Added Radical Acceptance; Nightmare Regent Blue to the Collections database
06/06/21	Added The Happy Ending; Opening Moves to the Collections database
06/07/21	Added licensing information for CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents
06/08/21	Added What I Did On My Summer Vacation to the Collections database
06/11/21	Added Sgt. Pepper; Out of Time to the Collections database
06/12/21	Anniversary of my first post on the site! Added licensing information for SCP-5056; SCP-5056 Audio Transcripts, and I don't care if that's cheating
06/13/21	Added That's The Joke; Where the Garden Began to the Collections database
06/14/21	Added Fading; Letters to a Prophet to the Collections database
06/14/21	Added licensing information for Family Planning; Faster-Than-Light Prelude
06/15/21	Added And so the Crows Laughed; Midnight Parade; CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents; The Clock Shall Strike Again; Empedocles; I Care Because You Do; Crossing the Frame to the Collections database
06/16/21	Confirmed licensing information for Files intercepted from Anderson Systems personnel
06/16/21	Added licensing information for Five Years; Fixing Logins
06/17/21	Added licensing information for Finding A Scalpel
06/18/21	Added licensing information for In The Clutches Of Life; Fourteen/Thirteen
06/20/21	Added Greener Pastures; Waffling About to the Collections database
06/25/21	Added licensing information for Inevitable
08/01/21	Added Pitter-patter; Attacking The Darkness; Quiet Game; This is Always a Horrible Idea; The Case of the Missing Hand to the Collections database
08/04/21	Added licensing information for The Significant Others, Part "A"; The Significant Others, Part "B"
08/18/21	Added Business As Usual; A Day In The Life; Six Faces; Deranged Ditties; Experiments of Paper; Love Hate; Teeth, Dearie to the Collections database
08/19/21	Added licensing information for SCP-CASH4D-J; SCP-5494; The B&B Decommission; The Bowe Decommission, Part One; The Bowe Decommission, Part Two; Scenes from a Comprehensive Clusterfuck; The Bowe Decommission, Part Three; Broken Bowe
08/20/21	Joined Recap Team. Triple threat!
08/21/21	Wrote a recap re: applications, workshopped several others
08/22/21	Added licensing information for Footage Recovered From a Private Server; Such a Shame It Didn't Work; Him and the Other Him; Sun Sister and Moon Champion; Moose on the Loose; SCP-5025
08/23/21	Wrote a recap re: accountability, workshopped several others
08/24/21	Added Settling Tabs; Dramatis Personae; Six Days; Broken?; Protect; Challenge Accepted; Commencement to the Collections database
08/25/21	Wrote a recap re: co-authoring
08/26/21	Added licensing information for This Page Intentionally Left Blank; Secure Facility Dossier: Site-43; Dead Dogs, Magic Mounties; Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask; SCP-5618; SCP-5751; The Huron Carol
08/27/21	Wrote a recap re: applications
08/28/21	Added Deontic; King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale; Lord Blackwood and the Big-Foot; The Bold and the Dutiful (Part One); Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman; Fight; Lord Blackwood and the Thaumaturge to the Collections database
08/29/21	Added Whose Lake Is It Anyway? to the Collections database
08/31/21	Wrote a recap re: chatstaff
09/01/21	Added Project Heimdall - Prologue; ADANA Protocol; To What Purpose an Invasion?; Lessons from History; On The Failure Of The "Open Sky" Accords to the Collections database
09/01/21	Wrote a recap re: author pages.
09/03/21	Added licensing information for Redzone RedDB Archive Asynchronous Copy Vulnerability; Restless Dreams; Retrieval log db/4503-b
09/04/21	Added SCP+MLP=DNC; After Destruction; Pilot; Diary of a Young Girl; You Are Not Insignificant to the Collections database
09/05/21	Added A Failed Two Weeks Notice; It's the End of the World as You Know It (And I Feel Fine); A Rainy Monday; Welcome to Site-176: The Log Of Site Wide PA Announcements; Cater Duty; Tyrone Joins the Family; Stray Katz (part 1); Katz and Dogs; A Walk Along The Riverside; The Kitchen Nightmare to the Collections database
09/05/21	Helped workshop the August recaps
09/06/21	Added Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo; Golan; The Has-Been; Chapter 1: Verse 1; Humans And Houses to the Collections database
09/06/21	Added licensing information for Old Faces, New Foes
09/07/21	Wrote a recap re: images
09/08/21	Added The Mon-Key To Happiness Family Matters; Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts; Is Anybody Home?; Halloween on 17th Street to the Collections database
09/09/21	August 2021 recaps went live!
09/10/21	Added licensing information for Roll Credits; Roach Wrangling at Kiryu Labs; Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring...
09/11/21	Added licensing information for A Study in Cinnabar
09/11/21	Deputised for #site17 on the IRC
09/12/21	Wrote a recap re: sandboxes
09/14/21	Added Seasick Sharks; And So On And So Forth; MC&D Agent Orientation; Parenthood; Don't Blink; Warm Memories to the Collections database
09/15/21	Added Emergency Action Bulletin; Numbers, Like Stories, Never Die; Washed Away; The Carcass And The Tree; Interlude: Basileophobia to the Collections database
09/16/21	Added licensing information for Anniversary; Ars Gratia Artis; Blood Is Thicker Than Water; Crunch Is A Beautiful Sound; Empathy; Ex Nihilo Nihil; Himinbjörg; Hunted; It's just paint, right?; Now watch and learn, here's the deal...; Rebar Nightmares; Re: The Statue; SCP-173-D; The First, the Last; The Original; The Promotion; The SCP-173 Christmas Eve Spectacular!; What Am I?
09/17/21	Added When One Reaches the End; Hotline: Eventide; The Last Word; My Dearest Mary; Uncle Teddy to the Collections database
09/18/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 40 new tales
09/19/21	Added A Trip Down Memory Lane; SCP-093 'Orange' Test; A Study in Cinnabar; Old Faces, New Foes to the Collections database
09/21/21	Added ...But Fear Itself; The Long Fall, Part 2; The Long Fall, Part 1; Conflict Resolution, Hold the Conflict; One Spark, Four Flames; This Toy Facsimile of Life to the Collections database
09/22/21	Wrote a recap re: archival
09/23/21	Added Pounded in the Butt by the Screaming Gristle Beacon from Site-Everything; I'll Remember You; You Have Roaches to the Collections database
09/23/21	Added licensing information for You Have Roaches
09/24/21	Disciplinary and chat ban record-keeping
09/25/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 10 new tales
09/25/21	Added Guilt Trip and The Martinet Effect to the Collections database
09/26/21	Added image in mail by dado to the Collections database
09/27/21	Added licensing information for Milk Jesus; image in mail by dado
09/28/21	Wrote a recap re: satire
09/29/21	Added licensing information for A Portrait Of Your Father
09/29/21	Wrote a recap re: intros
09/30/21	Added licensing information for barredowl presents: Cartoon Box; Whitneys unfinished art
10/02/21	Added Costume Change; Ghost Stories; Treats; Seasons Pass; Don't Worry About It; Sympathy; Los Recuerdos de los Muertos to the Collections database
10/03/21	Added Everybody Dreams; Is Goliath not a Philistine?; What You See is (Not) What You Get to the Collections database
10/04/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 7 new tales
10/04/21	Added Sell, Clickbait, Profit to the Collections database
10/04/21	Wrote a recap re: age
10/05/21	Added licensing information for Razumite Games; 'Rogue AI' (NVEO4/YVN3E/PN6UG); Re: SCP-5862; Ragnarok Hub
10/08/21	Added licensing information for Mugging the Monster and fixed the image code
10/08/21	Disciplinary record-keeping
10/08/21	Wrote recaps re: IRC and transparency
10/09/21	Wrote recaps re: fiat and posting
10/10/21	Added Amnestic Orientation Manual; Clippings to the Collections database
10/11/21	Addressed September recap critique, began an extensive new recap
10/12/21	October recap work
10/13/21	As above
10/13/21	Became a junior mod for the SCPD Discord
10/14/21	Started a recap re: censure
10/15/21	October recap work
10/17/21	Finished the recap re: censure (I hope)
10/18/21	Wrote a recap re: IRC
10/20/21	Promoted to Operational Staff!
10/24/21	Updated the Collections database with initial entries for 26 new tales
10/25/21	Promoted to co-Section Head of Collections!
10/26/21	Worked on a recap from hell
10/27/21	Added These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will Shock You!; Pride of Place; Quarantine Blues to the Collections database
10/27/21	Finished drafting the recap from hell
11/01/21	Wrote a recap re: delay
11/03/21	Added licensing information for SCP-6624
11/08/21	Fuckton of recap work
11/09/21 — 12/31/21	Nothing but recap work. So much recap work. So much that I've stopped counting how many recaps I've done.
01/01/22	Added Minneapolis Burns; An Unexpected Interview; Much Wisdom Is Much Grief to the Collections database
January 2022	Wrote forty-two recaps
02/22/22	Added Favors-Part One; Favors-Part Two; Strangers of Site-17: 105; Strangers of Site-17: 343; Strangers of Site-17: Hayakawa to the Collections database.
05/28/22	Back in the saddle. Added The Battle of the Toys: The Breakroom Routing; Origination; The Special Bond Between Child and Mother; In His Own Image: Part 1; In His Own Image: Interlude 1; In His Own Image: Part 2 ; In His Own Image: Interlude 2; In His Own Image: Part 3; In His Own Image: Interlude 3; In His Own Image: Part 4; In His Own Image: Interlude 4; In His Own Image: Part 5; In His Own Image: Interlude 5; In His Own Image: Part 6; In His Own Image: Interlude 6; In His Own Image: Part 7; In His Own Image: Epilogue; The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor; The Good Captain Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice; The Good Captain Pt. 3: The Cyclical Child; Conspiracy, Prologue; Conspiracy, Part I; Conspiracy, Part II; Conspiracy, Part III; Conspiracy, Part IV; Conspiracy, Part V; Conspiracy, Part VI; Conspiracy, Part VII; Conspiracy, Part VIII; Conspiracy, Part IX; Conspiracy, Part X; Conspiracy, Part XI; Conspiracy, Part XII; Conspiracy, Epilogue to the Collections database.
To Date	Joined 3 teams, added 449 tales to the Collections database, added licensing information for 111 pages, wrote a fuckton of recaps