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Item #: SCP-5489
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5489 is to be kept 10 metres away from all janitorial closets, SCP-5489 should be monitored 24/7. SCP-5489-2 should not be removed from the LOS of SCP-5489. If LOS is broken, all other Janitors within 100 metres should seek a room then lock themselves inside. SCP-5489-3 should not be removed from SCP-5489's ears.
Description: SCP-5489 was formerly known as Jeremy █████████. Jeremy █████████ was a Janitor working at Site-██. SCP-5489-2 is a mop with a wooden handle that has unknown links to SCP-5489. SCP-5489-3 is a pair of Apple Earphones that connect to no known socket, these earphones do not produce any sound, when SCP-5489 removes SCP-5489-3 from its ears SCP-5489 will bleed from the ears before promptly wiping them away. SCP-5489 will not notice anything else other than SCP-5489-2 while SCP-5489-3. SCP-5489 will also dodge any incoming projectiles or forceful actions while SCP-5489-3 is present.
SCP-5489 is known to teleport around the Site at will, it is reported it walks into a Janitorial Closet before exiting at another Janitorial Closet around the site. SCP-5489 can switch bodies with any Janitor in a 100-metre radius.
Video Log
<Begin Log>
Dr. Bright: So, can I ask you some questions?
SCP-5489: [no reaction]
Dr. Bright: Excuse Me. Jeremy?
SCP-5489: [no reaction]
Dr. Bright: Jeremy █████████!
SCP-5489 stops mopping and looks at Dr. Bright.
SCP-5489: Oh, hello, sorry.
Dr. Bright: The foundation would like to ask some questions.
SCP-5489: Oh, sure.
Dr. Bright: Why do you never respond to anyone when they talk to you?
SCP-5489: I'm doing my job.
Dr. Bright: Yeah, but what if there's a breachSCP-5489: Work Work Work, I don't care if I die, I'll still be working
Dr. Bright: What was that song?
SCP-5489: Song?
Dr. Bright: Yeah, the one you were just listening to.
SCP-5489: Here, have a listen.
Dr. Bright reported he only heard screaming.
Dr. Bright: G-g-good song.
SCP-5489: Nice to know you like my taste in music!
<End Log>
