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Object class: Safe. Euclid. Benign. Keter. Ok. DANGEROUS!!! Safe.
Special containment procedures:
Dr Robert Service is contained at site 79, where he is head of the anomalous research department. His is to remain assigned to room 19, both his living quarters and office. He is to be given full access to the site, with the exception of areas above his clearance level.
Site 79 has never existed, and never will exist. Any Personnel who encounter Dr Service must attempt to contain him. Ignore him. KILL ON SIGHT.
Description:
Dr Service is a 6”1 Caucasian male with a thin build, green eyes, and blonde hair. He has been an employee of the foundation for over twenty-five years, SCP X HAS NEVER WORKED FOR THE FOUNDATION. and has won numerous awards for his service to the site 79 Anomalous Research Department. NO SUCH DEPARTMENT EXISTS. Notable awards include; Best Dressed For Less awarded to him on the 21/7/1995 following his submission for a more economically viable uniform design,NO SUCH AWARD HAS EVER EXISTED. Researcher Of The Year 1999 awarded to him on 1/1/2000 for his outstanding contributions to the Anomalous Research Department, NO SUCH AWARD HAS EVER EXISTED. Foundation Award for Acting Above and Beyond Duty awarded on 16/3/2007 for his actions during the containment breach of SCP X, NO SUCH AWARD HAS EVER EXISTED. and The Bright Idea Award on 14/11/2014 for his “incredibly stupid” idea to [Redacted]. NO SUCH AWARD HAS EXISTED OR EVER WILL EXIST.
Dr Service was born on 7/8/1972 UNKNOWN DATE. NO RECORDS OF BIRTH EXIST. in the state of ██████████████, Australia. He attended █████████ Primary school, and later ███████████ School, graduating with flying colours in 1988. NO RECORDS OF ATTENDANCE EXIST. He attended the University of ███████ in 1989 studying Theoretical Quantum Physics, Advanced Robotics, Electrical Engineering, and Liberal Arts. NO RECORDS OF ATTENDANCE EXIST. He was recruited from ███████ University in 1993 by imbedded Agent █████ ██████ and assigned as researcher on the ████████ project. NO RECORDS OF THESE EVENTS EXIST. He was transferred to the Anomalous Research Department at site 79 in 1996.THIS SITE DOES NOT EXIST He was promoted to the rank of Doctor in 2004, and eventually promoted to head of the Anomalous Research Department in 2007.
Dr Service is not anomalous in any way, shape or form. It is unknown why this report on him has been commissioned. (see personal note from Dr ███████ Baxter)
ALL IMFORMATION LISTED ABOVE DOES NOT EXIST OR EVER HAS EXISTED. SCP X IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS MEMETIC ENTITY. IT TAKES ON THE APEARANCE OF A FOUNDATION RESEARCHER KNOWN AS DR ROBERT SERVICE. DR ROBERT SERVICE DOES NOT EXIST. HE HAS NEVER EXISTED. HE NEVER WILL EXIST. IF YOU ENCOUNTER SCP X, KILL ON SITE.
Additional media:
Interview with Dr Service
Personal note from Dr ███████ Baxter
Personal note from Dr ██████ ████████
Potential Revision for SCP X
